What motto was ever more appropriate for Washington: the magic is in the hole.
Suddenly everything in Washington starts to make sense. They're fat, stupid, and bewitched so there's your answer for it: the donuts ... and we just get the hole.
Ed: but there's magic in it!
You betcha, there's so much magic in it.
Ed: has Sarah Palin been eating the donuts again?
Instead of drinking herself shit-faced, you mean? She was blathering today trying to imply she was sexually harassed at Fox News rather than being dumped for shitty ratings. Once a sewer rat, always a sewer rat.
Sarah: you want some of my magic, big boy?
Not without a non-specific antibiotic to protect me from whatever is in it, darlin'.
Note: Voodoo Donuts is where some fellow recently ate one of their monster donuts and promptly croaked. Be careful out there.