Tuesday, April 4, 2017

The Latest and Best Aerial Border Buster

The corporate world is forever spewing cliche and they love referring to the last mile delivery problem.  They expect sympathy but tell me about getting a kilo of coke over the border wall, Cryin' Charlie.

Now there's an answer:



Note:  practically all claim their RC aircraft is the biggest but it seems there's validity for this one when the tail section rises above their heads.  I do think it's the biggest I've ever seen.


One of the biggest advantages of this type of aircraft is it has a drop-down gate at the rear so it doesn't even have to land to make deliveries of cargo.  All you'll need will be two more buttons on the RC aircraft controller to open/close the gate and to push out the payload and you'll be in like a high-flyin' dope dealer who never even bought a plane ticket.

You could get a kilo of coke inside this monster aircraft easily and the performance in-flight shows it has more than adequate power.  Maybe it needs a longer runway to get airborne when it's loaded but that's ok since this entire effort will cost peanuts relative to the cost of any wall.


Ed:  what's the point?

Trump's wall is a low-tech solution to a high-tech problem and is just another way for Washington to waste a ton of money.

Ed:  what's high-tech about illegal immigrants?

It's not the immigrants but what Trump says they're carrying.  In some cases, they really are.  The Rockhouse has questioned from the beginning whether the wall would have any effect on the heroin traffic from Mexico but, on seeing more of the idea, we don't believe it will have any effect.

Ed:  therefore make a mockery of it?

Roger that


We also have a gift for the Plastic Fantastic Glib Master, Stephen Colbert, who is trying to make comedy out of a nuclear option.



Grow the fuck up, Stevie Boy.  Sometimes you need to ask yourself if Mama really raised you to be a pandering nitwit.

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