Taking Steroids Did So Much Good for Cops, After All

There's a new theory among the newly-flaccid in middle age and their answer is fuckin' steroids because they said it gives a boost to their sex lives ... at least until the heart attack.  Steroids are known to make you crazy, cause heart disease, and cause blood clots but who cares about trivia like that when you want some nookie.  Am I right, cabron?  (The Guardian:  More middle-aged men taking steroids to look younger)

As men get older their testosterone levels drop, which can sometimes lead to a reduced sex drive, weight gain and muscle reduction. Photograph: Rex/Shutterstock

You see it's a stock photo so likely it's slandering some Dagwood who never gave a thought to steroids and instead believed regular exercise was a better idea.


“Guys are saying they just want to stand a bit taller and feel they can stand alongside the younger generation who are much more aware of how they look,” Kean said.  He explained that older men typically used smaller amounts of the drug less frequently than their younger counterparts.

- Guardian

Yep, it's the male equivalent of plastic surgery.  Now you can be the chemical equivalent of Joan Rivers.

I'm a macho, macho man
and I have no idea of the rest of the words
because I'm a steroidal macho man
a macho, nutso man

Patience my ass.  I wanna kill something