Saturday, April 15, 2017

America Sends Love to Oscar Munoz, the United Airlines Beatmaster

Tonight's offering from Pink suggests mottos more reflective of the actual services offered by United Airlines and their CEO Beatmaster, Oscar Munoz.

Board as a doctor, leave as a patient

Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can

We have First Class, Business Class and No Class

Not enough seating, prepare for a beating

We treat you like we treat your luggage

And you thought leg room was an issue

Where voluntary is mandatory

Fight or flight. We decide

Now offering one free carry off

Beating random customers since 2017

If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet

A bloody good airline

Judging by these, I'm not thinking the Oscar Munoz sleaze play is working too well.  He should have used the Aaron Hernandez Gambit since that joker got away with two murders but Munoz choked after one beating.

At United Airlines, we insist on Yahoo class executives because, frankly, you're not worth any more than that

At United Airlines, we come; we see; we beat the fuck out of thee

Ed:  Oscar Munoz needs to grow some balls!

CEOs don't have any balls because they're not required and instead bring dominating personalities since that switcheroo beguiles Americans just about every time.  You saw it in the last election in which neither candidate was particularly talented but they wanted so much to impress us with how they're Dominators and all that confirms to us is, nope, no balls in these ones either and damn sure no hint of any brain.

Note:  United Airlines has offered Aaron Hernandez an executive position since, in the words of Oscar Munoz, "Any motherfucker who can get away with two murders is someone we need on the team."

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