Tonight's offering from Pink suggests mottos more reflective of the actual services offered by United Airlines and their CEO Beatmaster, Oscar Munoz.
Board as a doctor, leave as a patient
Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can
We have First Class, Business Class and No Class
Not enough seating, prepare for a beating
We treat you like we treat your luggage
And you thought leg room was an issue
Where voluntary is mandatory
Fight or flight. We decide
Now offering one free carry off
Beating random customers since 2017
If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet
A bloody good airline
Judging by these, I'm not thinking the Oscar Munoz sleaze play is working too well. He should have used the Aaron Hernandez Gambit since that joker got away with two murders but Munoz choked after one beating.
At United Airlines, we insist on Yahoo class executives because, frankly, you're not worth any more than that
At United Airlines, we come; we see; we beat the fuck out of thee
Ed: Oscar Munoz needs to grow some balls!
CEOs don't have any balls because they're not required and instead bring dominating personalities since that switcheroo beguiles Americans just about every time. You saw it in the last election in which neither candidate was particularly talented but they wanted so much to impress us with how they're Dominators and all that confirms to us is, nope, no balls in these ones either and damn sure no hint of any brain.
Note: United Airlines has offered Aaron Hernandez an executive position since, in the words of Oscar Munoz, "Any motherfucker who can get away with two murders is someone we need on the team."
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