Friday, October 14, 2016

A Creepy Clown on the Porch

Creepy Clowns are most likely Juggalos who don't even have the talent for hip hop so they run about the streets being assholes.  Probably they don't know Insane Clown Posse is dead.  This is not that kind of creepy clown.

(Ed:  are they really?)

Who cares.  They're just hip hop with greasepaint (snore).



This Creepy Clown is just as useless as the others since it doesn't fookin' work.  The design of the bowl makes it impossible to remove to clean the stem so it's plugged up as hard as Mitch McDonnell's digestive tract.

(Ed:  McConnell hasn't had a bowel movement in years?)

Right you are, Metamucil Man.


(Ed:  you old hypocrite!  All old geezers are sucking up laxatives!)

Nah as I don't eat much meat, I love my tomato sandwiches, etc so there's rarely a problem of that nature.  I'm the one old geezer who won't stink up your toilet (larfs).

"Rich food makes the terlet yer best friend!" - Archie Bunker

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