The Guardian claims North Carolina toilets are a rallying cry for the GOP because, we guess, everyone is fascinated by toilets. That's tough to believe when Archie Bunker is the only American who ever even came close to being able to even say toilet and the best he could manage was 'terlet.' Of course Archie was mocking everyone but we guess no-one got it.
We push the rallying cry out to the first Presidential debate and we can't wait to hear Trump's pitch for why North Carolina toilets are more important than, say, unemployment, outmigration of American jobs, or the endless provocations of Russia.
No, man, the thing Americans want to hear is his position on North Carolina's toilets.
(Ed: would that be sitting or standing?)
We so seriously don't want to know what that man or anyone else does in a toilet.
Trump is throwing out ideas like it's a confetti parade in New York City and he's doing what the GOP does best: baffle them with bullshit. He keeps throwing that at the GOP Establishment and, yep, it baffles the ones who have been doing it all along. No-one can write comedy like this, we just watch.
(Ed: yah, it's so funny he will take over and kill the world with the military!)
Ah, you think Hunter/Killer Clinton isn't going to do that? She already said she's all-out warpath in Syria. Her innovation is just breathtaking. She's not throwing out new ideas, she practically licks her lips over keeping it going. Perhaps she is inspired by the lack of success so far. Maybe she wants a mountain named after her in Libya, assuming it's anywhere close to stable by that time.
It's fookin' ludicrous and one of our favorites yesterday was with Clinton trying to tell West Virginia coal miners she didn't mean it when she said she will put them all out of work. She tried to bullshit them as you would expect but we know enough about coal miners to know don't ever try to bullshit them. That report made it to Alex Jones, unknown where else, and it wasn't repeated here because ... Alex Jones; he has some initial premise which might even be valid but he loads it with all sorts of unrelated crap and ends up looking like a hooker with too much facial make-up.
Meanwhile there's Zuckerberg falling all over himself sucking up to the GOP after charges Facebook is biased against Republicans. He didn't say anything about how Zuckerberg doesn't support Bernie Sanders either but we suppose Sanders didn't pay him so (shrug) no support. Zuckerberg remains an opportunistic fop.
Best of all, the Clinton Foundation proclaimed today, 'we broke no law,' and thus they reach the nadir of phony foundations with the standard for every criminal faced up with the facts.
We will stay within the law if either of those creeps come anywhere near here and we will do it with a simple street sign:
We push the rallying cry out to the first Presidential debate and we can't wait to hear Trump's pitch for why North Carolina toilets are more important than, say, unemployment, outmigration of American jobs, or the endless provocations of Russia.
No, man, the thing Americans want to hear is his position on North Carolina's toilets.
(Ed: would that be sitting or standing?)
We so seriously don't want to know what that man or anyone else does in a toilet.
Trump is throwing out ideas like it's a confetti parade in New York City and he's doing what the GOP does best: baffle them with bullshit. He keeps throwing that at the GOP Establishment and, yep, it baffles the ones who have been doing it all along. No-one can write comedy like this, we just watch.
(Ed: yah, it's so funny he will take over and kill the world with the military!)
Ah, you think Hunter/Killer Clinton isn't going to do that? She already said she's all-out warpath in Syria. Her innovation is just breathtaking. She's not throwing out new ideas, she practically licks her lips over keeping it going. Perhaps she is inspired by the lack of success so far. Maybe she wants a mountain named after her in Libya, assuming it's anywhere close to stable by that time.
It's fookin' ludicrous and one of our favorites yesterday was with Clinton trying to tell West Virginia coal miners she didn't mean it when she said she will put them all out of work. She tried to bullshit them as you would expect but we know enough about coal miners to know don't ever try to bullshit them. That report made it to Alex Jones, unknown where else, and it wasn't repeated here because ... Alex Jones; he has some initial premise which might even be valid but he loads it with all sorts of unrelated crap and ends up looking like a hooker with too much facial make-up.
Meanwhile there's Zuckerberg falling all over himself sucking up to the GOP after charges Facebook is biased against Republicans. He didn't say anything about how Zuckerberg doesn't support Bernie Sanders either but we suppose Sanders didn't pay him so (shrug) no support. Zuckerberg remains an opportunistic fop.
Best of all, the Clinton Foundation proclaimed today, 'we broke no law,' and thus they reach the nadir of phony foundations with the standard for every criminal faced up with the facts.
We will stay within the law if either of those creeps come anywhere near here and we will do it with a simple street sign:
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