Actually, it does work but people don't use it (sob). I know for the big bucks I should be hustling fake cancer cures or how natural food will fix rheumatism, rectal itch, and social shyness. Those blogs make the big bucks.
I'm not sure the Donate TAB has ever been used as Lotho and Cadillac Man have helped when they could but I don't think that was the mechanism. So, don't be thinking there is a Niagara Falls wall of dollars flying about.
This may be counterproductive but I'm not really thinking I need all that much money anyway. I don't want a car, my balance probably wouldn't be good enough for a scooter, etc, more camera kit doesn't make much sense when I'm having trouble using that which is here. There's a valid reason for asking but not so much for myself as for a general need. The house needs some help and Yevette is also screwed so there's not much which can be done about various things and they won't be small money to fix.
There won't be any details on what the house needs so let's just say we'll put a Prince emblem over it in neon light and invite parishioners to the stone weirdest church they ever saw. Yah, so that's the plan (larfs).
You can see in any video and I would mask it if I could but the fact is my teeth are like someone ran a demolition derby in there (i.e. me) but there's not a huge driver to do anything.
Note: Lotho did make a generous offer to help on this.
The reason I haven't accepted the generous offer is the situation just now isn't all that peachy and they will chop off more stuff in a week. Doing the teeth will be a gigantic drag and no need to fill in the details of why but this should say it all: dentures on me lower half. That would be too much chopping in too dense a period of time because then I end up recovering from the last procedure almost constantly.
There's one optimistic note as VA did a chest / gut CT scan a few days ago and there's been no news. What do we know about medical reports and how quickly we get them. All together now: bad news always comes back fast. If you don't know what's in the medical report yet, it's probably not bad or at least not terrible news.
So, if'n I were to list off the things I would buy for myself if I could and that list shrinks quickly in the modern time. What stuff do I really need as opposed to might be cool to have, etc.
I found the solution for the Snakebite Keyboard for twenty-five bucks so that ain't bad and that situation has been one monster bitch.
A scooter would be hugely wonderful because then there's zero problem with bread. I could zip, zip down to the Walmart and not even use a thimbleful of fuel to do it. Any riders know it already, throwing a leg over a scoot is soooo much less hassle than dealing with a car. The big guy has ridden at least one Harley as well but scooters are fun, man. On a Harley, maybe you have to represent in some way but not on a scooter because other riders will think we're dorks anyway.
Yesterday, the Big Guy asked if I might like to take a quick putt on his. It's got 150cc and he said 'it is peppy.' I'm not surprised as the SVM 170cc was a remarkable little scooter and tough as my ol' Mother. I say that because that scooter took me all the way back to Scotland where I was born.
There were effusive thanks to the Big Guy but I told him I didn't trust my balance. In part I don't want to discover I can't do it anymore.
(Ed: how will you discover if you can!)
Fair enough but you know already you can do crazy stuff on two wheels but you have to stay within your own limits or you quickly wind up an ex-rider splattered all over the road. Maybe I will take him up on that offer sometime but best for now to use a bit of caution. It hurts too much when I don't (larfs).
(Ed: you have given great reasons not to do anything!)
Yah (larfs). I've always been good at promoting other people but not so much myself.
Maybe I should start up a site to advertise how giraffe spit will cure warts. That's got to be big bucks right?
I'm not sure the Donate TAB has ever been used as Lotho and Cadillac Man have helped when they could but I don't think that was the mechanism. So, don't be thinking there is a Niagara Falls wall of dollars flying about.
This may be counterproductive but I'm not really thinking I need all that much money anyway. I don't want a car, my balance probably wouldn't be good enough for a scooter, etc, more camera kit doesn't make much sense when I'm having trouble using that which is here. There's a valid reason for asking but not so much for myself as for a general need. The house needs some help and Yevette is also screwed so there's not much which can be done about various things and they won't be small money to fix.
There won't be any details on what the house needs so let's just say we'll put a Prince emblem over it in neon light and invite parishioners to the stone weirdest church they ever saw. Yah, so that's the plan (larfs).
You can see in any video and I would mask it if I could but the fact is my teeth are like someone ran a demolition derby in there (i.e. me) but there's not a huge driver to do anything.
Note: Lotho did make a generous offer to help on this.
The reason I haven't accepted the generous offer is the situation just now isn't all that peachy and they will chop off more stuff in a week. Doing the teeth will be a gigantic drag and no need to fill in the details of why but this should say it all: dentures on me lower half. That would be too much chopping in too dense a period of time because then I end up recovering from the last procedure almost constantly.
There's one optimistic note as VA did a chest / gut CT scan a few days ago and there's been no news. What do we know about medical reports and how quickly we get them. All together now: bad news always comes back fast. If you don't know what's in the medical report yet, it's probably not bad or at least not terrible news.
So, if'n I were to list off the things I would buy for myself if I could and that list shrinks quickly in the modern time. What stuff do I really need as opposed to might be cool to have, etc.
I found the solution for the Snakebite Keyboard for twenty-five bucks so that ain't bad and that situation has been one monster bitch.
A scooter would be hugely wonderful because then there's zero problem with bread. I could zip, zip down to the Walmart and not even use a thimbleful of fuel to do it. Any riders know it already, throwing a leg over a scoot is soooo much less hassle than dealing with a car. The big guy has ridden at least one Harley as well but scooters are fun, man. On a Harley, maybe you have to represent in some way but not on a scooter because other riders will think we're dorks anyway.
Yesterday, the Big Guy asked if I might like to take a quick putt on his. It's got 150cc and he said 'it is peppy.' I'm not surprised as the SVM 170cc was a remarkable little scooter and tough as my ol' Mother. I say that because that scooter took me all the way back to Scotland where I was born.
There were effusive thanks to the Big Guy but I told him I didn't trust my balance. In part I don't want to discover I can't do it anymore.
(Ed: how will you discover if you can!)
Fair enough but you know already you can do crazy stuff on two wheels but you have to stay within your own limits or you quickly wind up an ex-rider splattered all over the road. Maybe I will take him up on that offer sometime but best for now to use a bit of caution. It hurts too much when I don't (larfs).
(Ed: you have given great reasons not to do anything!)
Yah (larfs). I've always been good at promoting other people but not so much myself.
Maybe I should start up a site to advertise how giraffe spit will cure warts. That's got to be big bucks right?
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