Friday, May 13, 2016

Oh, You're Saying You Want to Move to Rhode Island?


Pro tip: bring a snow shovel ... and then throw it away as you have no chance of digging out that car.  How do you like snow drifts so far.  Unknown where my car was at the time but I'm quite confident it was completely buried as well.

From about 2003 or 2004, I guess.


Oh, and you say you like clams?  Well, Rhode Island is where you can see how they get them.  The only question on seeing that is why the hell did Indians think, well, let's see if there's anything to eat in this muddy muck under the water.  Rhode Islanders do that to this day and probably about the same way as the Indians.

If you have never eaten a raw clam, consider what you get if you scrape some bubblegum off the asphalt in the Walmart parking lot.  Likely that will give you a similar texture and taste as a clam.

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