Dayum! It blowed-up real good!
Note: that phrase is from Celebrity Blow-Up, I think from Second City.
The rocket must be Russian but it doesn't matter except they have been pushing things into space with monster boosters ... and some of them blowed-up real good. This is dayum sure one of them.
Way back, people bitched about what it cost but the estimate for the original Mercury launches was each one cost every person in the U.S. about five dollars. The reaction was almost unaninous with hoo-rah, I've got five dollars so let's do another one. Of course there are cranks who say it's a waste of time and money but those are people who drive slowly in the fast lane because it's the 'right' thing to do, they rarely have sex, and they never go to amusement parks. They may be among the undead but we don't know, we just stay away from them.
Sometimes they do blow up and, wtf, it takes big balls to do big things but maybe not so much for femmes because they tolerate physical stress better than men. (Ref: NASA study from way back involving sensitivity to heat extremes, etc)
Here at the Rockhouse, we're so damn good that lazy ass Congress finally paid for NASA to get flying again and they've made a big, big booster this time. This is the one they want to use to shoot off manned Mars missions and all the stuff which was too big to even consider back in the Mercury times. Good luck, astronauts, we love what you do. You're America's answer to Christopher Columbus even though he didn't have a whole lot to do with America except for the typically destructive invasiveness. For more on that, see Vikings, Chinese, and the whole list of peoples who discovered America first.
Note: that phrase is from Celebrity Blow-Up, I think from Second City.
The rocket must be Russian but it doesn't matter except they have been pushing things into space with monster boosters ... and some of them blowed-up real good. This is dayum sure one of them.
Way back, people bitched about what it cost but the estimate for the original Mercury launches was each one cost every person in the U.S. about five dollars. The reaction was almost unaninous with hoo-rah, I've got five dollars so let's do another one. Of course there are cranks who say it's a waste of time and money but those are people who drive slowly in the fast lane because it's the 'right' thing to do, they rarely have sex, and they never go to amusement parks. They may be among the undead but we don't know, we just stay away from them.
Sometimes they do blow up and, wtf, it takes big balls to do big things but maybe not so much for femmes because they tolerate physical stress better than men. (Ref: NASA study from way back involving sensitivity to heat extremes, etc)
Here at the Rockhouse, we're so damn good that lazy ass Congress finally paid for NASA to get flying again and they've made a big, big booster this time. This is the one they want to use to shoot off manned Mars missions and all the stuff which was too big to even consider back in the Mercury times. Good luck, astronauts, we love what you do. You're America's answer to Christopher Columbus even though he didn't have a whole lot to do with America except for the typically destructive invasiveness. For more on that, see Vikings, Chinese, and the whole list of peoples who discovered America first.
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