Thursday, April 20, 2017

You Might Not Really Be Country If You Have Not Done This

Alwar, India

Farmers use a tractor-drawn cart to transport their cargo of wheathusk to a distribution point in the western state of Rajasthan

Photograph: Dominique Faget/AFP/Getty Images

Officer Muldowney:  am I the only one reminded of "Sleeper?"

"Sleeper" - Woody Allen

Officer Muldowney:  let's see the the other side of what you have there, Swami Sunil.  It looks like you might have caught one.  You won't mind if I search it, of course.


Anonymous said...

Based on your correlation, You are in more need of a blow job than any other white man

Peas InOurThyme said...

The Pentagon needs a blow job but I don't care.

For me, the idea of a blowjob is so revolting to me, I don't even want a woman doing it. Seriously, there are few in my life and I don't feel like I particularly missed anything. I couldn't be needing one too much since I don't feel any desire for wanton killing, etc.

Although maybe you're a woman and, in which case, stop on down.

Anonymous said...

It was a quote from Robin Williams in Good Morning Viet Man.

Peas InOurThyme said...

I know and probably the best line from the movie.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it a little hypocritical to say they are revolting even by a woman but finish with asking if I am a woman to come on down

Peas InOurThyme said...

Sometimes people laugh and sometimes just Republicans show up