Thursday, April 13, 2017

The Squirrel CEO Running United Airlines Lanes Just Bobs and Weaves

United Airlines CEO, Oscar Munoz, exemplifies the class of disconnected losers who run corporate America and the total lack of empathy in his dried and withered heart is the first best thing for United Airlines to excise before trying to regain even a shard of respectability.  (RT:  'This will never happen again': United CEO promises not to call cops to bump passengers)

At sea, the captain goes down with the ship but, at United Airlines, he whines like a fucking Campfire Girl.  United Airlines is said to have lost over a billion dollars in paper value on the stock market and if the captain didn't sink that ship then just what else would you call it.

Oscar Munoz:  the ship isn't sinking and it's just a little leak which I'll have fixed in a jiffy

Well, not exactly, Oscie, but someone will get it fixed.  Maybe if you try to stretch your minimal executive brain just a little, you will realize you're the addipated dunderhead who fucked it up in the first place.  Has it ever occurred to you that all the while you were really just Yahoo CEO material, Oscie.  When you're that incompetent as an executive, there are only two steps left.  There's the honorable choice of harakiri but most go to Washington instead.


Check him in an expensive portrait which tries to make him look sensitive.


Chief Executive Officer of United Airlines. © Lucas Jackson / Reuters

Holy shit.  I'm going to hurl ... (gags violently).

RT:  ‘Ashamed & embarrassed’: United Airlines CEO Munoz won’t quit over passenger furor (VIDEO)

Don't you worry your chicken ass about that, Squirrel Boy, as we're not even half finished with your embarrassment yet.  How about we start calling you, Marissa.  That would be swell, wouldn't it.

Note:  Marissa some-forgettable-name is one of the CEOs who worked so hard to destroy Yahoo.


Meanwhile, hopefully Dr Dao will sue Oscar Munoz and you're not going to keep the dog, Oscie.

Ref:  one of the times Richard Nixon was thrown out of Washington, his parting words were, "I'm keeping the dog."  (Checkers)

Oh, gee, here's some of that checkered glory Oscar Munoz brought United Airlines and it comes to us now.




I haven't listened to the interview and don't care what he says when he's nothing more than a walking oil slick trying to nail more fish.  A trial by fire is the only answer for merciless simulacra of that nature.

Note:  such people are often accurately called sociopathic but I like merciless simulacra better to describe them.

Watson:  so CEOs are serial killers who steal souls instead of lives?

Watson, you seem to know one already.  Think of the Harvester of Eyes.

I need all the peepers I can find
Inside the barn where you find the hay
Just last week I took a ride
So high on eyes I almost lost my way
I'm the harvester of eyes

- Blue Öyster Cult

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