Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Marine Le Pen Talks Dirty in Private Calls with Vladimir Putin

Russia really thinks Marine Le Pen is the bee's knees even when she's the most vile, race-baiting piece of shit since Uncle Adolf.  At first that made no sense and then we heard the telephone transcripts, newly-released by WikiLeaks.

Marine Le Pen:  I learned one thing from Texas, that there's one best way to save a horse.  Vlad, ride me; I want to save your horse (illegible sounds and heavy breathing from her)


Ed:  that's bullshit since why wouldn't Clinton do the same thing?

Get serious, mate.  Who the fuck would listen?

Ed:  the Saudis listened to her

They don't fuck infidels.


Hilly:  you know, Macho Man, I've been sizing you up and I think you might be the one for my tango (wink, wink).

Wow.  You're still here after that?


Can't you see Hilly getting sultry and doing her Kama Sutra bellydance.  Kinda makes yer heart flutter, don't it.

Ed:  no.  It just makes me think she never should have been allowed to watch a Shakira video.

Ithaka:  The All-Time Ultimate Hook Tune  (bellydance is in the second video with the live set)

Let's hear Vlad say Nyet to Shakira, huh?

Ed:  Shakira doesn't play like that!

Nope but it would be funny to hear him sputtering when even Clinton couldn't piss him off and blow his composure when she's been one of the most annoying females America has produced in years.


Watson:  don't you think you have brutalized her enough and particularly when it refers to her appearance.

We're just getting warm, bud.  When we put fat people up as role models, we get contests in gluttony and two people died within twenty-four hours this weekend just from eating donuts and pancakes.

These were timed contests to see how much someone can eat in a ridiculously short period of time.  Such events are one of the most disgusting and revolting amusements people are capable of manifesting and the consequences are deadly.

Seattle PI:  Man dies trying to eat giant doughnut at Voodoo Doughnuts

New York Daily News:  Connecticut college student, who lost father in 9/11 attacks, dies three days after choking in charity pancake-eating contest


When Hillary Clinton can't even control her dinner plate, why would I ever believe she can manage the world and that tub of crooked, greasy lard, Chris Christie, would be rejected for exactly the same reason.  There's no evidence of any self-control in either one of them and you need discipline to play with Robert Fripp's League of Extraordinary Guitarists.  Those two pork bellies would never get through the first audition.


Ed:  you fucking hypocrite!  You posted the Big Girl Boogie just a short time ago.

Don't you think her weight pains her.  Besides, she's not a role model; she's a girl trying to have a good time and she does a peach of a job of it.  (Ithaka:  Big Girls Like to Jam)

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