Someone in Georgia (I believe) wanted to legally name his/her kid to Lula Does the Hula in Hawaii. The request was denied
Maybe you could go with Clytemnestra for a baby name and that one would be legal but just imagine how much shit that kid will take for it. Besides, Clyt was a murdering slut so she's maybe not such a good inspiration anyway. (WIKI: Clytemnestra)
The Rockhouse is really diggin' the idea of Lula Does the Hula in Hawaii.
Ed: what's her last name?
OK, she needs a last name. How about Lula Does the Hula in Hawaii Jones?
Ed: I expected something just a bit more imaginative
We have no latitude on the last name but the first name is ours.
I would be proud to have Lula Does the Hula in Hawaii for my kid since I could ask her from time to time, "How did things go in court today, Lula?"
She could tell me, "Oh, Daddy. It was so funny. The judge had to say my name in full multiple times and each time he tried he would start laughing."
Me: that's not so good in a murder trial, huh?
(stamps her little foot) I didn't do it, Daddy, and if I did do it then he deserved it.
At first it seemed so insulting to the kid to give her such a name but it makes more sense to me as I think how much pressure kids get to name their babies after this or that relative.
You have simply got to name the baby Michael after beloved Uncle Mike, said Aunt Mildred. You don't want to do that because you remember how beloved Uncle Mike tried to grope you when you were a kid. That sick fuck.
The kids can run down the list of all their perv relatives and it's not surprising they throw up their hands to go with whacko names.
This cogent discussion may seem trivial but don't underestimate the importance. Johnny Cash can tell you straight.
Maybe you could go with Clytemnestra for a baby name and that one would be legal but just imagine how much shit that kid will take for it. Besides, Clyt was a murdering slut so she's maybe not such a good inspiration anyway. (WIKI: Clytemnestra)
The Rockhouse is really diggin' the idea of Lula Does the Hula in Hawaii.
Ed: what's her last name?
OK, she needs a last name. How about Lula Does the Hula in Hawaii Jones?
Ed: I expected something just a bit more imaginative
We have no latitude on the last name but the first name is ours.
I would be proud to have Lula Does the Hula in Hawaii for my kid since I could ask her from time to time, "How did things go in court today, Lula?"
She could tell me, "Oh, Daddy. It was so funny. The judge had to say my name in full multiple times and each time he tried he would start laughing."
Me: that's not so good in a murder trial, huh?
(stamps her little foot) I didn't do it, Daddy, and if I did do it then he deserved it.
At first it seemed so insulting to the kid to give her such a name but it makes more sense to me as I think how much pressure kids get to name their babies after this or that relative.
You have simply got to name the baby Michael after beloved Uncle Mike, said Aunt Mildred. You don't want to do that because you remember how beloved Uncle Mike tried to grope you when you were a kid. That sick fuck.
The kids can run down the list of all their perv relatives and it's not surprising they throw up their hands to go with whacko names.
This cogent discussion may seem trivial but don't underestimate the importance. Johnny Cash can tell you straight.
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