Sunday, October 9, 2016

One of the Few Honest Presidential Candidates



There is no plan to vote for anyone in the election because it couldn't have been made more farcical if it included creepy clowns in a marching band.

Note:  the creepy clowns are probably Juggalos who have shown the most assiduous ability to avoid getting laid of anyone on the planet.  Juggalos are fans of Insane Clown Posse which probably doesn't even exist anymore and wasn't much of an existence while they were around.


Jill Stein has some creepy ideas of her own relative to anti-vaxx and GMO so she's not ideal either but she doesn't seem to have any hugely bad ideas whereas Trump and Clinton are loaded with them.

Bernie Sanders has generally good ideas but no-one will ever hear them because all the Republicans (i.e. Clinton and the other nags) crucified him.  He continued supporting Clinton but loyalty has no place with these people since they will never be loyal to you.  He should know have known principle demands when such things happen that you part brass rags but you didn't do it, bud.  Damn shame as you did have class and you were a contender.

Gary Johnson is another running on the At Least He's Not Trump ticket but he's generally unremarkable.  At least he's not fat.

Trump and Clinton are inconsequential pork bellies but, as we see, America really digs inconsequential pork bellies since, wtf, who cares about the future anyway.  Who cares about anything except whether I get hassled on Twitter.  Kee-rist, these people are such two-dimensional cardboard cutouts.


Mostly we support Jill Stein because she's the only candidate who isn't as big as a bread truck.  As far as we can tell, Jill Stein and Elizabeth Warren are the only attractive women anywhere near Washington.  Smart and hot, who would want that.


The Silas is sick and the Rock City will return when there are some ergs to drive it.  Living with endless grinding poverty is debilitating all by itself without even adding the other joys of falling apart with age.  I've been lying down through most of the day and will return to that noble task momentarily.  I'm sorry as I really do want to finish the book.

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