Sunday, October 16, 2016

If a Statue Doesn't Scare Children Then What Real Good Is It?

Most traditional statues are of some guy wearing a hat and no-one knows or cares who he is while he spends eternity collecting pigeon shit on his brim.  People only see him because he's in some city green space where people can blow a joint before going back to their hellhole cubicles in the place they weepingly call an office.

We need a statue which scares the pigeons so much they don't dare shit on it but for that we need Slovenia.



As soon as a kid sees this one, that lil whipper is going to run to his mother faster than the pigeons can fly but, dayum, what a cool statue.

Sorry but I have no idea of his purpose ... but I have no idea of the purpose of the guy in the hat either so if that's all the same then I say, Bring on the Dragons!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

A cool one is in Universal Studios. He sits atop of a Gringots bank. He is about 40ft and shoots a 30foot fireball at random times. The fireball shoots right down the alley beneath him.

Unknown said...

Oh yeah, I bet that one thrills the lil nippers (larfs). It probably thrills quite a few of the adults!

Anonymous said...

Absolutely as most dont know it is coming

Unknown said...

It would sure freak me right out of my socks!

Note: I just added a video from Isle of Man and it's a continuous vid from a helmet cam. Dayum! Now dat's scary.