Wednesday, November 4, 2015

News on a Roll ... a Weird Roll

Iran goes strategic on a Muslim woman for being way hot.  And, yes, she is.  (The Telegraph: Iran's regime joins campaign against actress who posted images without wearing a hijab)

Note:  'regime' is journo code for any government they do not like (i.e. any except US or UK)

Judge for yourself:


Sadaf Taherian, now on the run from Iranian fundamentalists

If you're going to tell me she ain't hot then we're suggesting some quality time with an optometrist.

She has something of a Kardashian look but without all the pretentious goo and apparently zero make-up.


If you think human life is worth more than a chicken wing then you're being way too Pollyanna about it and maybe you haven't met this guy.  (USA Today: Man killed for grabbing last piece of chicken, cops say)


How it always goes with the Old School ... crushing the aspirations of young entrepeneurs.  (The Local de:  Teen jailed for €4 million online drug business)

Note:  for some of it we don't care but he was pushing prescription pills as well so lock his ass up until he has a long beard.


Congrats to Ohio for saying No to bedeviled corporate reefer and their insidious corporate plans to addict you to chocolate.  (10TV:  Marijuana Legalization Amendment Fails On Ohio Ballot)

Here at the Rockhouse, we are pleased to tell you we have been smoking high-quality reefer grown in clandestine Ohio grow houses for decades and it's encouraging to know Ohio voters don't want to screw up a good thing.

"If ever the end of the world comes, I can move to Cincinnati ... and live another ten years" - Mark Twain (may be a misquote)

"If ever the end of reefer comes, move to Ohio and smoke the finest ganja anywhere ... for another ten years" - Silas version


Unknown if this will be effective but we hope decriminalizing heroin and cocaine in Ireland along with supervised 'shooting galleries' works because, sure as hell, nothing else has.  (MintPress News: Ireland To Decriminalize Small Amounts Of Drugs, Including Cocaine, Marijuana And Heroin)

We're on a major roll with heroin just now and we have already said we would support an all-out military war against the growers.  We consider this at length because it has to be righteous or we can't stay with it.  Doing this thing will definitely get people killed ... but ... doing nothing means people will continue to be killed by the narcotics they grow.

We don't see any other of the so-called wars to be warranted but we see a war against those growers as being self-defense for the world.


Maybe we consider it from the Biblical perspective.  God created this shit so that means it is supposed to be there for something, presumably as a temptation of the faithful.  Therefore, possibly we pass the test if we wipe it out.  This is thin because we will kill some muddafuggas to do it and God isn't going to dig it too much when we kill each other.

The approach in Ireland is to control the drug ... but ... we want to kill the bitch or at least push supplies so low it becomes ridiculously expensive.


Sorry ... but all trashy news pundit for a bit ... but I guess it isn't a capital crime because we're not telling but posing the question.


If you have heard Prince Charles and his distinguished oratory, forget about that altogether for chimpanzees which have picked-up a Scottish accent.  (Daily Mail: I wanna be like you! Chimpanzees develop a 'Scottish accent' after moving to Edinburgh Zoo)

Note:  be careful of any title from a Daily Mail article because they always carry a hidden payload of a Web site address, typically that of the article but they hide it and you won't know unless you look.

There's one thing we know for sure and that is no-one will be able to understand the accent of these Scottish chimps ... other than Scottish chimps.

(Ed:  before you start lobbing tomatoes, I was born in Edinburgh)


So, there's a little News of the Weird.

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