Thursday, April 13, 2017

You Think You Have a Bug Problem?

This bug is too big for Texas and it flew into my place in Greece, sounding a Huey chopper and ready to start cuttin' heads.


That's an easy ten centimeters of flying demonism and I tried to defend myself but it kept coming at me, again and again.

Ed:  what happened?

What happened?  I fuckin' died, mate.  No-one survives the attack of a Greek Hellbug.


There's one great solution for bugs, tho, and it's highly-effective:  Winter.  You may not like the cold but you won't be swatting flies.

Ed:  or getting killed by Greek Hellbugs

Yes (sob)


Spending a Winter in Greece is something no-one does but I loved it.  The Summer is what I couldn't afford and that's when it caved but it was so damn cool while it lasted.

Ed:  even with all the rain?

That was part of it.  Haximoto never took a dive on a wet road, tho.  She was one sweet scoot.  I would love to have that crazy scooter even now.  It may not seem like it but a 170cc scooter would do well about town here in Fort Worth.  You'll get dead in a hurry on a freeway but the other roads should be ok.

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