Friday, April 7, 2017

Now is Not a Good Time to See Canada ... Because You Can't

Canadians remember when their mothers told them, "Someday you will get your own snow shovel and you will spend every moment for the rest of your miserable life trying to shovel that white, strangling hellstuff somewhere else."

And so it came.  (RT:  ‘Snowmageddon’: Canada hit with 2m of snow & has mind-boggling pics to prove it (PHOTOS, VIDEOS))



- Kim Down / @KimDown0 on Twitter


Do keep in mind there's at least this depth of snow on the roof of the house which is just about to collapse and snuff you, your family, and your tropical fish.

Ed:  but the seasons up here allow for great skiing!

Yah, I see all the fun you're having on the slopes right now, Molson Man.


It's going up to near 85F here in Fort Worth today and here's the beauty part:  there's no direct Interstate highway to Ontario so y'all snowbirds will be clogging the hell out of I-75 as you head for Florida.

Good job on Lotho getting Tinkerbell the hell out of Florida before this happened.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

We are hoping the evacuation of Tinkerbell is temporary maneuver.
We are looking into Florida property. She has almost always lived in salt air. And usually in much warmer locations than we have in Tennessee.
So I assume real estate search will move from PR and DR to Florida.
PS Snowthrowers are the preferred weapon of choice.

Unknown said...

I imagine she will have more than enough heat once TN perks up a bit more. There's no replacing the salt air, tho.

A snowthrower is one outstanding gadget. They aren't high-pitched like those damn snowblowers. Sometimes people would see me trying to shovel out and would pity my wretched self so zip, zip, zip and no more snow on the driveway.