Believe it can get worse and imagine how much worse with frozen deep-fried Twinkies with simulated vanilla or simulated chocolate material inside them. This extends the original shelf life of a Twinkie from a thousand years, as we saw in "Die Hard," to well over three or four millennia. These will be handed down over generations like Egyptian mummies ... which also come with a simulated vanilla filling.
If there's anything more horrible you can imagine to eat which does not involve spiders, what could it possibly be.
- Baluts, buried chicken eggs in the Philippines which are later exhumed for consumption as (cough) delicacies
- Icelandic shark fins, where it's not enough to help destroy an endangered species, you need to bury their fins to get them good and rotten before eating them
- Well, spiders. Probably somewhere someone eats spiders.
But don't give them Frozen Deep-Fried Twinkies. Even after spiders, that's just not right.
Yes, of course, available exclusively at Wal-Mart. How did you guess. I was trotting about Wally's Willful Warehouse just the other day and, presto, there were the Hostess Frozen Deep-Fried Twinkies. I knew immediately I had found more horror than the first run of "Alien" and, if this stuff ever escapes, you're a dead man, Jim Bob.
If there's anything more horrible you can imagine to eat which does not involve spiders, what could it possibly be.
- Baluts, buried chicken eggs in the Philippines which are later exhumed for consumption as (cough) delicacies
- Icelandic shark fins, where it's not enough to help destroy an endangered species, you need to bury their fins to get them good and rotten before eating them
- Well, spiders. Probably somewhere someone eats spiders.
But don't give them Frozen Deep-Fried Twinkies. Even after spiders, that's just not right.
Yes, of course, available exclusively at Wal-Mart. How did you guess. I was trotting about Wally's Willful Warehouse just the other day and, presto, there were the Hostess Frozen Deep-Fried Twinkies. I knew immediately I had found more horror than the first run of "Alien" and, if this stuff ever escapes, you're a dead man, Jim Bob.
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