Sunday, November 15, 2015

The Hollywood Squares War

China is reputed to be considering an attack in Syria because Chinese people were in Paris (Express: China to LAUNCH WAR on ISIS? President Xi vows to BATTLE jihadis after Paris attacks)

(Ed:  Express what?)

No idea as that's all it said.  The teaser articles did not offer anything of any particular meaning.  Looks like another Brit tabloid.


However, the key point is the contestant from China must take his turn because that's not how we do it in the Hollywood Squares.  First the contestant from America blows some shit up and next the contestant from Russia blows some other shit up.

After they take their turns, the people in the real ISIS command and control laugh their asses off because they're just as pussy as US generals and are nowhere near the actual front.  The ISIS commanders didn't get their knowledge of war from computer simulations but rather in guerrilla combat and have consistently out-matched their opposition which adheres blindly to ancient battle strategies and creates another system of trench warfare which accomplishes nothing other than killing many, many people ... but never the generals who can always get more people they can delude to believe what they do serves their patriotism.


After the ISIS commanders are finished laughing, the American generals can berate the Russian generals for the misguided intentions and incompetence of execution.  Naturally, the Russian generals then take a turn for rebuttal to do the same thing.


To enter the game, the contestant must do so in proper order.

So, China, would you like to join the Hollywood Squares game of silly-ass nuclear brinksmanship?

Yes?

Good.

Now, audience, we will take a brief commercial break while we set out another set of squares because it confuses the hell out of the generals and makes it all the funnier to see they think they understand.

As always, reason goes out of town when there is an opportunity to kill something so we will be right back for more of that killing action.


Ah, question from the audience ...

(Audience:  how can three contestants play tic-tac-toe?)

Easy answer.  It's impossible.

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