No, that's not a typo as the rabid journalists are on Fox News and the ones on CNN are generally too dim to be aware of their rabidity or they're bribed so much they don't care. We're mixed as to whether we prefer to think of them as corrupt or stupid.
(Ed: what about both?)
That's The Guardian. Take a look at Jessica Valenti at The Guardian sometime. If she's not a Zika baby, I'll eat my shoes.
Yes, you too can see the future for only five dollars and that's one hell of a value considering what it's worth.
(Ed: the future is only worth five dollars?)
The value of the future is unlimited so long as subversives in expensive suits don't destroy it. The value of the forecast, however, is estimable and likely even lower than I suspect. As evidence of the value of journalistic fortune telling, this fortune teller went out of business. Perhaps that makes you wonder why the fortune teller ever started and, yah, me too.
There was once a time when reporters reported news but now they think they're some kind of swamis. When they start thinking they're Indian sex gurus, there may be trouble.
(Ed: you mean like Bill Clinton?)
Nah, if he were any good at it then he wouldn't have been busted so many times.
(Ed: what about both?)
That's The Guardian. Take a look at Jessica Valenti at The Guardian sometime. If she's not a Zika baby, I'll eat my shoes.
Yes, you too can see the future for only five dollars and that's one hell of a value considering what it's worth.
(Ed: the future is only worth five dollars?)
The value of the future is unlimited so long as subversives in expensive suits don't destroy it. The value of the forecast, however, is estimable and likely even lower than I suspect. As evidence of the value of journalistic fortune telling, this fortune teller went out of business. Perhaps that makes you wonder why the fortune teller ever started and, yah, me too.
There was once a time when reporters reported news but now they think they're some kind of swamis. When they start thinking they're Indian sex gurus, there may be trouble.
(Ed: you mean like Bill Clinton?)
Nah, if he were any good at it then he wouldn't have been busted so many times.
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