A Kingling and a Ding-a-Ling w/pic

The buccaneer with the sword must be Prince William and, dayum, he went from relative youth to middle age even faster than Kim Kardashian.

Sure Rod Stewart is a Ding-a-ling-a-ling as "I'm Too Sexy for Myself" is just a little bit too weird for the Rockhouse and here's a tip on that:  there's almost nothing too weird for the Rockhouse.

Those trousers are cool, tho, Sir Rod.  Fark, there's got to a sex song in that title alone!

I need some trousers in case I can make it to a wedding next year and those look great.  The dogs look cool with those boots but me dogs don't deal with shoes.  Tip:  don't break them as they can fix broken arms but they can't well fix yer busted feets.  As I understand it, there's almost nothing they can do for a broken elbow so never ever break one of those.

Whoops, I just realized those trousers are much like the ones worn by golfer executives to Christmas parties just to ensure their reputations as complete zeroes remains intact.  I'll have to take a scratch on those then.

Relax as we love the guy and have done forever.  Anyone who can throw a Christmas party and enjoy it with all his wives, past and present, shows me he must have been an exceptional gentleman about all of it or he would end such a day stabbed in multiple places.

(Ed: or he paid them off!)

Take it easy as he's not Bill Clinton and money only buys silence, it doesn't buy Christmas parties.


This one is from the Too Weird to Be Real category but, these days, that category gets larger almost by the minute.