Pepsi with Real Sugar should be banned as an offense against Nature and it's such an obvious sop to the sickly sweetness of Red Bull and other such revolting energy drinks. Well done, Pepsi, as you will never crack the European market with this crap.
I tried some of the Texas Tallboy's Monstro, or something of that nature, and it was horrible. I couldn't believe he could fancy such awful sweetness but you see that stuff is the rage all over the place and Red Bull sure hit the stratosphere when they implied there could be traces of cocaine in it.
By the way, Monstro was the whale who ate Pinocchio but was outsmarted by the tiny little wood man.
Stand back as inevitably the DEA will ban it.
(Ed: the DEA would ban chocolate if they could get away with it!)
Yah, it's remarkable no-one has banned the DEA given their egregious incompetence as their only actual job requirement is keeping prices on drugs high which, to even the most casual observer, is obviously not having the faintest effect on reducing consumption at any level. As always in Washington, it's another group of blind bureaucrats trying to explain color the world.
Don't even think of any references to God being some weaselly way to back-door myself into Heaven since that's not in my thinking, even remotely. There's no need for a long-winded disclaimer since the Kaninchen have seen my belief and from that any religion is true in its own context. In other words, there's no attempt to deny Heaven as it really doesn't matter whether I believe it exists. Obviously it didn't anyway but this is affirmation of the fact I'm aware of it.
So, yeah, pray God bans Pepsi with Real Sugar to Hell where it can spend eternity with the rest of the demons and, well, me (larfs).
I tried some of the Texas Tallboy's Monstro, or something of that nature, and it was horrible. I couldn't believe he could fancy such awful sweetness but you see that stuff is the rage all over the place and Red Bull sure hit the stratosphere when they implied there could be traces of cocaine in it.
By the way, Monstro was the whale who ate Pinocchio but was outsmarted by the tiny little wood man.
Stand back as inevitably the DEA will ban it.
(Ed: the DEA would ban chocolate if they could get away with it!)
Yah, it's remarkable no-one has banned the DEA given their egregious incompetence as their only actual job requirement is keeping prices on drugs high which, to even the most casual observer, is obviously not having the faintest effect on reducing consumption at any level. As always in Washington, it's another group of blind bureaucrats trying to explain color the world.
Don't even think of any references to God being some weaselly way to back-door myself into Heaven since that's not in my thinking, even remotely. There's no need for a long-winded disclaimer since the Kaninchen have seen my belief and from that any religion is true in its own context. In other words, there's no attempt to deny Heaven as it really doesn't matter whether I believe it exists. Obviously it didn't anyway but this is affirmation of the fact I'm aware of it.
So, yeah, pray God bans Pepsi with Real Sugar to Hell where it can spend eternity with the rest of the demons and, well, me (larfs).
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I believe they make more than one drink because there are many different people drinking those drinks.
Even the taste of a drink becomes a political or religious discussion.
It's a joke, son! Geez, I can't remember the name of the rooster.
There's no joke in that taste, tho (gag).
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