Monday, October 17, 2016

How About a Banker Conspiracy Theory from The Pink

There are valid questions as to whether several bankers committed suicide or were murdered and don't get too frothy up front as it's not a conspiracy until you try to make a Unified Field Theory out of it.  Pink send me a link to an article which details convincing evidence of murder for these two characters and it's a shame there isn't evidence of more since there's so little time and so many bankers to throw out of windows.  (Zero Hedge:  An Inside Look At Two "Unrelated" Banker Suicides Reveals A Fascinating Rabbit Hole)

Right away, we're getting kind of pissed with these yay-hoos (i.e. Texas pronunciation of 'yahoo') because they're not just implying there's a conspiracy theory, they're spitting it in my face.  The first part of the cheesy teasey is the use of quotation marks around 'Unrelated' as if there's deep significance but they are already throwing credibility by using the wrong punctuation.  The second aspect in a more blatant tease is the revelation of a 'fascinating rabbit hole' since I saw zero rabbits in the article but I did see two dead bankers.


Pink has not seem given to conspiracy theories and I've known him for longer than anyone else in my life (i.e. since sixth grade in Davis, California).  I've come to know him the best over recent years and my respect soars.  You may choose to believe he's a wingnut if you like but he also runs nuclear power plants so you invite a world of paranoia and flying monkeys with that scenario.

Note:  that reminds of another cheesy cliche which makes us personally want to throw bankers out of windows and that's 'best case scenario.'   Anyone who uses it ever again should be driven over with a lawnmower.

(Ed:  wouldn't you want to throw bankers out of windows anyway?)

Well ... wouldn't anyone?  (larfs)

Others might get squeamish about running them over with lawnmowers, tho.


The evidence in the article makes reasonably clear the first one didn't decide for himself he wanted flying lessons and others made that decision for him.  The second banker, Broeksmit, seemed a typical suicide without evidence controverting that idea except for being awash in corruption as both these gents seemed to be.

Frankly, we see conspiracies as story lines which weren't cool enough of credible enough to be worked up into Hollywood screenplays but there was enough stink surrounding these murders to fulfill an entire White House administration.


You have the same evidence presented to me so go forth and conspire as you will but (sob) it won't bring these men back and may prevent the murder of more in the future.  Therefore, we advise to maybe try a little caution as you read about them but always keep an eye on the sky to be aware of falling bankers.  There is little reason to have a concern about falling bankers ... but it becomes a major concern if any will land on you.

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