Maybe you call it proselytizing but I call it funny, dayum funny.
Part of it is hooting at Old Fuckers who say they 'feel the best in their lives' and who believes that when anyone says it anyway. It's bloody rubbish. I'll leave it to the Master, Lewis Black, to explain that.
Lewis Black didn't say it but ... if you feel so damn good when you're old why do you fucking need the Viagra?
For a review of Presidential candidate promises without looking in any direction whatsoever but within the context of legalizing ganja, Die Kaninchen are almost certainly aware who makes the laws in America ... and it's not the fucking President, is it.
The President may do it by Executive Order but then the other Party comes to the President's house and eats all the children there. In the case of a good many spoiled all to Hell Presidential children, you won't mind but the current crop has two who are so cute even Satan wouldn't eat them ... but Congress might. Be careful out there. You can never tell when fucking politician will come to eat your children.
Let's review: how many promises do Presidents keep.
You don't know? You don't fucking know?
Go back to bed and wait for the fucking Morlocks to come for you. It won't hurt a bit since they kill you before they eat you ... usually. (Ref: "The Time Machine" by H.G. Wells)
(Ed: that wasn't political?)
I say it's a joke, son. It's a joke.
Part of it is hooting at Old Fuckers who say they 'feel the best in their lives' and who believes that when anyone says it anyway. It's bloody rubbish. I'll leave it to the Master, Lewis Black, to explain that.
Lewis Black didn't say it but ... if you feel so damn good when you're old why do you fucking need the Viagra?
For a review of Presidential candidate promises without looking in any direction whatsoever but within the context of legalizing ganja, Die Kaninchen are almost certainly aware who makes the laws in America ... and it's not the fucking President, is it.
The President may do it by Executive Order but then the other Party comes to the President's house and eats all the children there. In the case of a good many spoiled all to Hell Presidential children, you won't mind but the current crop has two who are so cute even Satan wouldn't eat them ... but Congress might. Be careful out there. You can never tell when fucking politician will come to eat your children.
Let's review: how many promises do Presidents keep.
You don't know? You don't fucking know?
Go back to bed and wait for the fucking Morlocks to come for you. It won't hurt a bit since they kill you before they eat you ... usually. (Ref: "The Time Machine" by H.G. Wells)
(Ed: that wasn't political?)
I say it's a joke, son. It's a joke.
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