For this exercise, we will need H2S, CH4, and a BIC lighter. The lighter is because methane doesn't combust until 1000F so it needs a lil assist to get started.
(Ed: why?)
Because those are the ingredients (i.e. Hydrogen Sulfide, Methane, plus ignition source) for a flaming stink fart so we can give him what he gave the Democratic Party since he's easily the worst excuse for a Democratic President in the history of the party, by far.
Note to limpdicks in the NSA: this is no terror weapon since it would require a container which even a Boy Scout could detect. Y'all incompetents likely would miss it as you have missed every other but a Boy Scout would not.
For better Fun with Chemistry, what you need for the methane is to add some nitrous (i.e. NO2 ) because this joyous combination gives us nitro, the compound which has blown more more holes in the motors of drag racers than likely any other source.
Naturally, that wasn't dangerous enough for kart racers and some turned to hydrazine, a sometime rocket fuel even today, which is said to be so volatile it will explode if it's dropped.
Note: I don't know the structure of hydrazine as I know the simple ones but not the more exotic stuff, possibly because I never had an interest in making pipe bombs or designer drugs but I had a huge interest in going fast.
There may be some truth to the fact my brothers, who frequently call me a lunatic or at least think it, found some Talutane which they thought would be good as a fuel additive. I have no idea what that stuff may be and it's a pure fucking miracle they didn't blow themselves into little tiny pieces in the stratosphere.
I seriously don't believe I have any monopoly on lunacy in this family (larfs).
Something so insane even my brothers wouldn't do it was to mount turbine motors and, yes, two of them to a go-kart and it had enough thrust to go straight-up. News of one prototype kart circulated for a short time and stopped so I'm assuming that Clever Dick really did blow himself into the stratosphere.
(Ed: Clever Dick?)
The expression is common with Brits for anyone who thinks he is clever but clearly is not. The NSA is loaded with them. Cleverness and intelligence are often incompatible although those who use the combination wisely may achieve great things but we can easily see the NSA never will.
Thanks for boosting the NSA, buddy. You served America so well.
Note: there's a footnote from Cadillac Man who advises Eisenhower started the CIA which was an amalgam of previous security agencies but he was horrified to his shoes with what became of it. Now, with a Democrat, a fucking Democrat, the CIA has its own army, as does Homeland Security and every pitfart sheriff from here to Hazzard County.
(Ed: why?)
Because those are the ingredients (i.e. Hydrogen Sulfide, Methane, plus ignition source) for a flaming stink fart so we can give him what he gave the Democratic Party since he's easily the worst excuse for a Democratic President in the history of the party, by far.
Note to limpdicks in the NSA: this is no terror weapon since it would require a container which even a Boy Scout could detect. Y'all incompetents likely would miss it as you have missed every other but a Boy Scout would not.
For better Fun with Chemistry, what you need for the methane is to add some nitrous (i.e. NO2 ) because this joyous combination gives us nitro, the compound which has blown more more holes in the motors of drag racers than likely any other source.
Naturally, that wasn't dangerous enough for kart racers and some turned to hydrazine, a sometime rocket fuel even today, which is said to be so volatile it will explode if it's dropped.
Note: I don't know the structure of hydrazine as I know the simple ones but not the more exotic stuff, possibly because I never had an interest in making pipe bombs or designer drugs but I had a huge interest in going fast.
There may be some truth to the fact my brothers, who frequently call me a lunatic or at least think it, found some Talutane which they thought would be good as a fuel additive. I have no idea what that stuff may be and it's a pure fucking miracle they didn't blow themselves into little tiny pieces in the stratosphere.
I seriously don't believe I have any monopoly on lunacy in this family (larfs).
Something so insane even my brothers wouldn't do it was to mount turbine motors and, yes, two of them to a go-kart and it had enough thrust to go straight-up. News of one prototype kart circulated for a short time and stopped so I'm assuming that Clever Dick really did blow himself into the stratosphere.
(Ed: Clever Dick?)
The expression is common with Brits for anyone who thinks he is clever but clearly is not. The NSA is loaded with them. Cleverness and intelligence are often incompatible although those who use the combination wisely may achieve great things but we can easily see the NSA never will.
Thanks for boosting the NSA, buddy. You served America so well.
Note: there's a footnote from Cadillac Man who advises Eisenhower started the CIA which was an amalgam of previous security agencies but he was horrified to his shoes with what became of it. Now, with a Democrat, a fucking Democrat, the CIA has its own army, as does Homeland Security and every pitfart sheriff from here to Hazzard County.
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The CIA was actually started as simply an intelligence gathering agency for Truman. Eisenhower expanded the powers of the CIA to include inciting internal conflict in countries such as Vietnam and Cuba. The idea was to promote American interests while subverting our direct involvement. Obviously, that didn't' work out so well. Truman commenting on what the CIA had become in the 1960s regretted that he had given it birth.
Thanks as I got that part incorrect and sorry about the misquote but thanks for the correction.
Truman does get some points for having the decency to regret it and Eisenhower still retains the title for Best Modern Republican President but he's definitely got some severe stains.
Forgiving Truman for initiating above-ground testing will not come easily, I'm afraid.
I remember a kid in maybe sixth or seventh grade and in speaking of Einstein he said vehemently, "I hate him!"
I was surprised by the passion it and my feeling isn't quite that intense regarding the nuclear testing but it's a heavy 'sure wish to hell he hadn't done that' as there were much better choices but some paths would have led to combat which also goes all to hell. Even after Hiroshima and Nagasaki, I just don't think anyone had an idea of what a beast they had unleashed and how desperately important it was to contain it.
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