Thursday, October 13, 2016

How to Find a Rhode Islander

Snow isn't how you find Rhode Islanders, it's just they have blood like polar bears and snow means you're on the right trail



Rhode Islanders have a preternatural fascination with clams which normal people typically consider singularly revolting.  Today's discovery was how they discovered clams in the first place:  walrus really dig them.  Therefore, if you want a find a Rhode Islander then follow a walrus.


Don't screw with those walrus, tho, since there's a place in Alaska near a tiny town with no hotel accommodations and this is where tens of thousands of walrus have started congregating.  The people really don't want any tourists and it's only in part because they have nowhere for tourists to stay but also due to the risk to the walrus since any noise may start a stampede and some number of them will certainly die.  It's happened before so don't even think about going there to tour just to get some crumby selfies.  It's about the walrus, not you.


Lewis Black remarked earlier on the singular obsession with the individual we see throughout America which is to the expense of everything else, hence the unbelievable selfishness of the Republican Party.  I won't presume to try it with the comedy of Lewis Black so here's Ithaka: “Democrats Are Psychotic, Republicans Are Idiotic” - Lewis Black Completely Nails It (video)

We see it with neofemmes who don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and, well, fuck Aleppo.  We see it with Republicans who are willing to kill everyone in the world but themselves but aren't willing to give so much as a potato chip to feed anyone because killing serves them and they don't give a fuck who doesn't get to come to the table.  That goes on and on and we don't need a rant but we do need the oneness which the hippies advised so long ago.  How can it possibly be so hard and take so long.

Republicans believe America has no chance and that gives them even more freedom for their own political licentiousness (i.e. that's why they spread their message of hopelessness in the first place).  Here at the Rockhouse we have more hope than that as we strongly believe America can do better than that and we're so damn tired of waiting.  If you have to kill all the Republicans then fucking do it since they add nothing to the planet except carbon dioxide and death.  We only want people who have more in their hearts than poser religion and avarice.


Enough, enough, enough.  Back to the rack with this one.

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