There has probably not been so much said about bisexuality in all human history but we know what it means, that you are fine with fucking anything although presumably not animals. Our reaction to that is, well, so fucking what. So long as they're of age and consenting adults the topic is as interesting to most people as the sport of curling or the study of barnacles on boats.
(Ed: actually, curling is kind of twisted cool!)
Right you are, matey, mate. I wonder if YouTube has a video ... and whacko!
Here's an intro on how to do it:
I doubt it's even possible to watch curling without smiling because it seems so ludicrous and it's one of my favorite Olympic sports.
Admit it, this is already more interesting than someone's bisexuality or any aspect of someone else's sexuality (larfs).
There are some fascinatingly bizarre things humans do but bisexuality is likely near the bottom of that list. Consider this, tho: in Texas it's legal to marry your horse.
- Consider the obvious Presidential cheap shot but I'll leave that one in the background -
There you have it and sorry, Miley Cyrus, as your singing could be interesting or you could take up curling but your sex life is your own. You're not championing anything but rather talking about the thing people talk about when they have nothing else to say for themselves: sex.
- Insert obvious editorial on Trump and Clinton but you can write that one yourself -
We have already reviewed how the American determinant on the morality of sexuality came from the Puritans. Four hundred years later, they still haven't evolved past that and take it away on yet one more mindless Twitter thread which demonstrates nothing so much as there's no possible way to underestimate the stupidity and self-absorption of the average American.
As an example that, some microcephalic stole one of Disney's cartoons and posted it with the legend 'Dwarf Lives Matter.'
I rest my case.
America is now more institutionally racist than I have ever seen in my life and that goes sixty-five years so, please, tell me more about your sexuality, Miley. It's fascinating. Really.
(Ed: actually, curling is kind of twisted cool!)
Right you are, matey, mate. I wonder if YouTube has a video ... and whacko!
Here's an intro on how to do it:
I doubt it's even possible to watch curling without smiling because it seems so ludicrous and it's one of my favorite Olympic sports.
Admit it, this is already more interesting than someone's bisexuality or any aspect of someone else's sexuality (larfs).
There are some fascinatingly bizarre things humans do but bisexuality is likely near the bottom of that list. Consider this, tho: in Texas it's legal to marry your horse.
- Consider the obvious Presidential cheap shot but I'll leave that one in the background -
There you have it and sorry, Miley Cyrus, as your singing could be interesting or you could take up curling but your sex life is your own. You're not championing anything but rather talking about the thing people talk about when they have nothing else to say for themselves: sex.
- Insert obvious editorial on Trump and Clinton but you can write that one yourself -
We have already reviewed how the American determinant on the morality of sexuality came from the Puritans. Four hundred years later, they still haven't evolved past that and take it away on yet one more mindless Twitter thread which demonstrates nothing so much as there's no possible way to underestimate the stupidity and self-absorption of the average American.
As an example that, some microcephalic stole one of Disney's cartoons and posted it with the legend 'Dwarf Lives Matter.'
I rest my case.
America is now more institutionally racist than I have ever seen in my life and that goes sixty-five years so, please, tell me more about your sexuality, Miley. It's fascinating. Really.
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