Thursday, February 13, 2014

Hot for Teacher

The Vatican had for a long time pretty much of a lock on the attention for pedophilia but that has shifted in recent years.  These days there are so many female teachers banging students that you'd think they're running for Homecoming Queen.  There has been a quite diverse stream of reports of women doing this.  It's a most unusual phenomenon as some are married and quite good-looking.  Why in the world would such a woman want to nail a sixteen-year-old boy.

All this rubbish about rape is Washingtonian hogwash and it will get a laugh out of any man who hears about it with the typical response being that I sure wish I had been raped like that in high school.


Now is she just a walking, talking bundle of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder or what.  She was ballin' a fifteen-year-old boy.  Obviously, his life was ruined.

So you've got your basic class of mutant pedophiles who are so sexually-inadequate that they have to find the most vulnerable and defenseless 'partners' and they go for infants and children.  You can't do anything but stab these ones as they will never stop doing it.  (No, I don't recommend the death penalty but these ones are really, really sick and no amount of rehabilitation will cure it nor has it ever.  Therapy may make them safe (possibly) but jail may even make them worse.)

The Hot for Teacher class is very different from the mutant pedophiles.  It probably comes from some sexual inadequacy as well, tho.  Maybe Gloria has something in her dirty little mind and Dagwood is too wimpy to bring it up on his own but Gloria really wants it and can't bring herself to tell him.  Maybe then she thinks I'll get me a Junior because he'll do any damn thing I want.  Possible, I suppose.

So the remarkable thing isn't so much that it happens but rather that it happens so much.  The woman in the pic is just the latest in quite an impressive stream of them.  What it tells me is that a lot of men are, erm, falling down on the job.  But so are women who don't tell them about it as sexual telepathy still isn't generally effective.  Dagwood doesn't have much of a chance if she doesn't tell him.  However, if Dagwood follows a rule given to us by Richard Pryor, he may be able to survive:  "If she ain't sleepin', you got some more fuckin' to do."

The pity of it is that these women get destroyed when they get caught.  They haven't done such a terrible foul but their careers will go, likely a marriage, if any, will go, their money will go, their stuff will go and all for something that will likely make the kid smile every time he thinks about it.

All of this is quite different for men, tho.  When an older man takes advantage of a position of authority to have a teenage girl, there is a different problem.  It's very easy for such a man to beguile a young girl and any other man knows it.  The situation is not the same as the young girl is falling in love whereas the young boy in the Hot for Teacher scenario only wants to get laid.  In the one case Hot for Teacher is manipulating his wanker and in the other the Stud Professor is manipulating her mind.  These are vastly different crimes and need to be addressed from those perspectives.

The story struck me because she looks something like the Fantasy French Teacher from my high school days.  I did some teenage calculation and saw there were no girls on the football field so therefore they must be gay.  There were lots of girls in the French class so therefore this was a good place to be.  The teacher in the French class was maybe twenty-eight and looked something like Hot for Teacher above and sometimes she would wear this slinky black number and ... excuse me, please.  I'll be back in a minute.

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