Monday, April 28, 2014

When Jesus Wears a Raincoat

There are stories told of Jesus
about how he doesn't need a boat
but, when it's a-rainin' and a-pourin',
he still needs to find a coat.

It's a bitch with a sodden loincloth,
what kind of Crucifixion sloshes.
So when it starts to rainin',
get Jesus a coat and his galoshes.

(Poetry is my life.  I cain't hep myself.)




Apparently it's not fake.   Metro UK: ‘Jesus’ forced to wear anorak over loin cloth as the heavens open on outdoor Easter play

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