After over two weeks in shipment, much of which we assume was on the back of a yak, the Singapore Master Blaster has arrived.
The bits were a problem to connect at first as there were no instructions and this device is not something I would precisely define as intuitive to operate. There is bug juice for this thing to give that precious nicotine tingle and it says on the side that one should keep it in the refrigerator 'for esteemed lift.' That sounds like a whole lot more than nicotine ever did for me so it's not clear what else is in the magic compound.
I did notice that, as usual, they forgot the heroin. I keep telling those yahoos not to forget the heroin or how can the international economy possibly survive but they don't listen. The drugs stop flowing then the CIA field operatives starve and worldwide chaos comes. Do they want that???
So, the vaporizer is present and is now functional. It sucks pretty bad but it sucks a whole lot less than buying a carton of cigarettes. This has nothing to do with staying alive but rather with saving money. Someone said that death is worse than poverty but whomever said that didn't know much about either.
The bits were a problem to connect at first as there were no instructions and this device is not something I would precisely define as intuitive to operate. There is bug juice for this thing to give that precious nicotine tingle and it says on the side that one should keep it in the refrigerator 'for esteemed lift.' That sounds like a whole lot more than nicotine ever did for me so it's not clear what else is in the magic compound.
I did notice that, as usual, they forgot the heroin. I keep telling those yahoos not to forget the heroin or how can the international economy possibly survive but they don't listen. The drugs stop flowing then the CIA field operatives starve and worldwide chaos comes. Do they want that???
So, the vaporizer is present and is now functional. It sucks pretty bad but it sucks a whole lot less than buying a carton of cigarettes. This has nothing to do with staying alive but rather with saving money. Someone said that death is worse than poverty but whomever said that didn't know much about either.
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