The Republican Party has made it abundantly clear it wants a war. It interferes with reproductive rights, inflicts an agenda of false science in schools, etc, etc. Of course, the best is what they did to the banks and real estate.
It really wouldn't be so hard to give them a war but it's pointless to do it in court as they will cheat. Recall how Bush the Lesser got elected in Florida.
You can't beat them financially as they control the banks.
You can't fight them straight-up. As we've seen their cops will mace unarmed girls and most cop outfits have more armament than the armies of third world nations.
There is another way.
Bank robbing.
So here's the blockbuster movie premise:
You cannot affect Republicans by robbing one bank as they will get the money back from the Fed and then the bill can be distributed to the middle class.
However.
You can affect Republicans by robbing a lot of banks. It's said there are two hundred serial killers roaming the U.S. right now because there isn't a large enough cop force to catch them. It's probably not true and it's just another Fascist angling for more cop dollars but it serves ok for the premise that robbing a bunch of banks can't be stopped.
The story can start off slowly as robbing banks looks pretty easy so long as you're not a complete moron. How can anyone possibly be fooled by an exploding dye package these days. How in the world did this sorry excuse for a criminal miss every cop show since 1965. If you're sensible about it, robbing a bank doesn't seem all that difficult; obviously, banks get robbed all the time.
As the Bank Robber Guild gets a little stolen jingle into the program, others are recruited and the Guild grows. They can't communicate via traditional means as those channels are monitored so they use postal mail and in-person meetings. In parallel with that they create a code language that they recruit people to send back and forth on cellphones. Eventually the cops will track that but all they'll find is people sharing a recipe for marijuana brownies.
As the number of people robbing banks grows, it will be easier to rob them because the cop forces will be overwhelmed. They can handle a bank robbery here or there but they can't handle them when they're all over the place. Imitators will start doing it too as they will see people getting away with it and then they will go after a piece of the action.
And this is where the story comes in on Labrador McMartin, our bank robber / anarchist hero. He has started a movement that is quickly bringing down the government and the economy and he's trying to decide which soccer match to watch.
NOTE: If you want to do this for real then you might keep in mind that in the U.S. they don't care all that much if you kill people but they will hunt you with dogs if you steal money from a bank.
It really wouldn't be so hard to give them a war but it's pointless to do it in court as they will cheat. Recall how Bush the Lesser got elected in Florida.
You can't beat them financially as they control the banks.
You can't fight them straight-up. As we've seen their cops will mace unarmed girls and most cop outfits have more armament than the armies of third world nations.
There is another way.
Bank robbing.
So here's the blockbuster movie premise:
You cannot affect Republicans by robbing one bank as they will get the money back from the Fed and then the bill can be distributed to the middle class.
However.
You can affect Republicans by robbing a lot of banks. It's said there are two hundred serial killers roaming the U.S. right now because there isn't a large enough cop force to catch them. It's probably not true and it's just another Fascist angling for more cop dollars but it serves ok for the premise that robbing a bunch of banks can't be stopped.
The story can start off slowly as robbing banks looks pretty easy so long as you're not a complete moron. How can anyone possibly be fooled by an exploding dye package these days. How in the world did this sorry excuse for a criminal miss every cop show since 1965. If you're sensible about it, robbing a bank doesn't seem all that difficult; obviously, banks get robbed all the time.
As the Bank Robber Guild gets a little stolen jingle into the program, others are recruited and the Guild grows. They can't communicate via traditional means as those channels are monitored so they use postal mail and in-person meetings. In parallel with that they create a code language that they recruit people to send back and forth on cellphones. Eventually the cops will track that but all they'll find is people sharing a recipe for marijuana brownies.
As the number of people robbing banks grows, it will be easier to rob them because the cop forces will be overwhelmed. They can handle a bank robbery here or there but they can't handle them when they're all over the place. Imitators will start doing it too as they will see people getting away with it and then they will go after a piece of the action.
And this is where the story comes in on Labrador McMartin, our bank robber / anarchist hero. He has started a movement that is quickly bringing down the government and the economy and he's trying to decide which soccer match to watch.
NOTE: If you want to do this for real then you might keep in mind that in the U.S. they don't care all that much if you kill people but they will hunt you with dogs if you steal money from a bank.
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