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03-18-2016 10:03:42 - CNN has the shotgun Kurt Cobain used to kill himself. How about some of the shell fragments from his mangled brain, loveys?? Real class.

03-18-2016 09:56:14 - The stock market is up at least six hundred points since the last time I paid attention.  It's a bitch how Obama wrecked GOP lives, isn't it.

03-18-2016 09:32:04 - If you're not believing neo-NAZI shitbags support @realDonaldTrump, here's proof from PBS:
https://t.co/RZGf0gOas1

03-18-2016 09:26:52 - When the 140-character limit disappears, Kanye West will be 94% of the average user’s timeline - Twitter prediction by HAL 90210

03-18-2016 09:25:47 - Stephen Fry will quit and return once a year … and nine other predictions for Twitter's next decade
https://t.co/N2tM4kgIS0

03-18-2016 07:38:42 - US Marshals spent $10m on equipment for warrantless Stingray surveillance
https://t.co/XyvM0rpi94

03-18-2016 07:30:26 - Anonymous is hacking @realDonaldTrump - shoot them with your sixgun will you, Donnie boy?
https://t.co/64KoRNoq1h via @CNNMoney

03-18-2016 03:18:40 - @YevetteN think @BernieSanders and realize we should never underestimate the mouse that roared!

03-18-2016 03:10:00 - If not for socialism, the military would be playing with toy boats in a duck pond.

03-18-2016 03:00:19 - Ithaka Blog: The Sad Dilemma of the Spotted Skunk: There's no dilemma for spotted skunks when they are out doi...
https://t.co/syg2HPy3Kd

03-18-2016 02:36:11 - Cybercriminal's latest threat, according to Homeland Security, is to shoot big fucking lightning bolts out of your monitor and fuck you up.

03-17-2016 13:20:57 - UpFront - Noam Chomsky on Clinton vs Sanders
https://t.co/H7Imle2ubb via @YouTube

03-17-2016 12:43:26 - Ithaka Blog: The Irony of Texas Skunk Law: In the State of Texas, it's illegal to own a skunk ... unless you a...
https://t.co/bI6Z2QSyqR

03-17-2016 11:18:25 - Ithaka Blog: Disabling a Skunk's Stink Squirters: The skunk farm selling them for $500 to $600 and mentioned i...
https://t.co/73E3lThE7B

03-17-2016 10:56:16 - RT calls UN to probe Turkey's killing of Kurdish civilians - Kerry screeches ISIS genocide but not about this
https://t.co/u7CQ2Ppt4W

03-17-2016 10:45:46 - Michelle Obama sets a standard for elegance not many will reach or have reached @CNNPolitics
https://t.co/uWZ7UHV6iU

03-17-2016 10:42:03 - Now Air Force says F-35 program costs $400B. Fluctuates half a trillion so they don't know what the fuck it costs.
https://t.co/uzm8uqYSLS

03-17-2016 07:00:44 - Ain't no sleeping in Cowtown. Big, big thunderbooms all night in Fort Worth and these are the best Texas wall-shakers you could ever ask.

03-17-2016 06:59:16 - We are so screwed if Homeland Security ever hears about the "Q" bomb. All of Grand Fenwick will be in danger of invasion by bureaucrats.

03-17-2016 06:56:11 - It's comical how neo-femmes shill for Clinton on The Guardian ... and get smacked to the wall for it. Laughs and laughs.