Be there or be square, baybeeee! It's a (cough) Titulah Thrillah in a Topsy Turvy Town. You have GOT to be there.
(Ed: titular?)
Look it up. Kisses.
Whoa, it looks like the Splendiferous Shark versus the Godless Grouper in a naked cage fight to the death or one reaches the limit of tolerable whining and we just shoot him or her or both.
Dayum, she looks like a shark, one seriously predatory female. Run for yer lives, men!
Not you, Godless Grouper. It doesn't look like you have have run an inch in forty years. Glub, glub, glub.
We hope she goes after him like a Great White Shark goes after a (cough) Sperm Whale.
(Ed: sperm whales can fight, big teeth!)
Good point. Godless Grouper has no teeth. He just has thug brownshirts. One guy stands near him and he cringes like a girl.
Yah, so we hope she goes after him like he's a blue whale (i.e. big and bloated, doesn't bite).
(Ed: more like it)
Come one, come all! It will be fun for the whole family. See the ultimate carnivore, the Splendiferous Shark, go up against the ultimate tub of lard, the Godless Grouper. Hear him shriek in indignation, this is not America.
To which the Splendiferous Shark replies, I guess you don't know nothin' about surfin', bitch, and this ain't sidewalk surfin' anymore.
CHOMP
She stomps on his chest and bellows at him, do you yield? Do you say before everyone Megyn Kelly was right, Santa Claus is really white. I mean he is so white, hugely white.
CHOMP
He says, you're a lawyer. Sue me, bitch!
She says, there won't be a big enough fragment of you left on which I can file a brief.
CHOMP
Tickets are an eminently reasonable $1000 per plus a $500 donation to the Rich Bitch Garden Party Fund for rich bitches so rich they couldn't even be bothered to use a credit card.
Naturally, you can write off the tickets on your federal income tax as a charitable donation because all of us want to see the Godless Grouper chewed all to hell by the Splendiferous Shark. Think of it as the finest kind of socialism fulfilling the wish of the many through the contributions of those with the most to give. Papa Marx smiles.
(Ed: titular?)
Look it up. Kisses.
Whoa, it looks like the Splendiferous Shark versus the Godless Grouper in a naked cage fight to the death or one reaches the limit of tolerable whining and we just shoot him or her or both.
Dayum, she looks like a shark, one seriously predatory female. Run for yer lives, men!
Not you, Godless Grouper. It doesn't look like you have have run an inch in forty years. Glub, glub, glub.
We hope she goes after him like a Great White Shark goes after a (cough) Sperm Whale.
(Ed: sperm whales can fight, big teeth!)
Good point. Godless Grouper has no teeth. He just has thug brownshirts. One guy stands near him and he cringes like a girl.
Yah, so we hope she goes after him like he's a blue whale (i.e. big and bloated, doesn't bite).
(Ed: more like it)
Come one, come all! It will be fun for the whole family. See the ultimate carnivore, the Splendiferous Shark, go up against the ultimate tub of lard, the Godless Grouper. Hear him shriek in indignation, this is not America.
To which the Splendiferous Shark replies, I guess you don't know nothin' about surfin', bitch, and this ain't sidewalk surfin' anymore.
CHOMP
She stomps on his chest and bellows at him, do you yield? Do you say before everyone Megyn Kelly was right, Santa Claus is really white. I mean he is so white, hugely white.
CHOMP
He says, you're a lawyer. Sue me, bitch!
She says, there won't be a big enough fragment of you left on which I can file a brief.
CHOMP
Tickets are an eminently reasonable $1000 per plus a $500 donation to the Rich Bitch Garden Party Fund for rich bitches so rich they couldn't even be bothered to use a credit card.
Naturally, you can write off the tickets on your federal income tax as a charitable donation because all of us want to see the Godless Grouper chewed all to hell by the Splendiferous Shark. Think of it as the finest kind of socialism fulfilling the wish of the many through the contributions of those with the most to give. Papa Marx smiles.
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