As no doubt you have already surmised, the doctors of the Veterans Administration were falling all over themselves to find ways to tell me, Mister Scarborough, we must do everything in our powers to restore the incredibly and uninsurably good-looking visage you once presented to the world.
(Ed: is that what they said?)
Well, not precisely.
(Ed: could we get a weak approximation of what they said?)
She said it was kind of bumpy.
But she was beautiful. She could tell you anything and you wouldn't mind.
She was a tall woman and lithe with the slender grace some women possess. She had long, straight black hair and looked a bit Oriental which all made a mysterious kind of beauty.
(Ed: she could say 'your head will fall off' and you would not mind?)
You're getting it, mate.
(Ed: so it's kind of bumpy. Is there a prospect of it becoming un-bumpy?)
Well, not exactly.
(Ed: could we try a weak approximation of that as well?)
Nope. No idea of the un-bump prognosis.
(Ed: there ain't much potential for comedy in this, mate)
Yah, I'm seeing that. The doctor was hot, tho, right?
(Ed: that much was ok)
Mostly any newsworthiness comes from what this does for guitar play and it still remains significant. The one on my back goes right across my left shoulder and it's not so much so hurty as bugging.
Understand many surgeries on that shoulder since '91. This isn't whining but rather it's wtf. This latest was surprisingly painful even though it's not much more than a surface chop and the whole arm was saying 'fucking enough abuse' and fair enough.
That's mostly worked through now so guitar gets not so much easier as less bugged.
(Ed: doesn't sound like the bumps will head for Buffalo any time soon)
Sure they will but I guess that's the stretch so they will be bitching for a while yet.
I've got the hydrophilic ointment now, man.
(Ed: what is that?)
Well, 'hydro' means water and 'philic' means great need or want or some such.
(Ed: what does that mean?)
No idea.
The stuff goes on the sites so that must moisturize (?) and encourage unbumping (?) ... dunno.
(Ed: so the main medical situation just now is it bugs?)
Yah, not so bad, huh.
Some sort of guitar bit is coming up, maybe audio or video, as the Ganja Man is a big deal to me for reasons I already wrote and that doesn't mean "Andromeda Weeps" or a green screen have been forgotten. "Ride the Dragon" CD isn't forgotten either and this song could be a peach for it. It's dredging back about eight years but that's hardly predeluvian. Reminds: what is exacty audio gap on the CD and it's a bit weak to record to a specific time but I figure it's alright if I'm not deliberately pushing it longer without a better reason than just making it longer.
The Ganja Man tends to run long anyway just because it feels good to get into that kind of groove and it was funny at the Cincinnati show because Lotho saw it and was thinking, man, someone gots to get dis bitch to stop (larfs). From the stage it was a riot playing along and watching all this twisted stuff happening but it definitely ran too long.
There's a method to all of this, cannabis-soaked as it may seem to be (i.e. it is).
(Ed: except the bumps)
Right, mate. Except the bumps.
(Ed: use the cannabis on the bumps!)
Those buds would likely be kind of scratchy ... but ... Whoopi Goldberg and some other cannabis entrepreneur are launching Whoopi and Mary or some such, cannabis products to relax and ease certain times of your life.
(Ed: that's code for a woman's period, mate)
Ah, well. Maybe not so good for the bumps. These products have names like "Relax" or "Ease" or so and that sounds like bump mitigation, right?
(Ed: it's code, Dagwood.)
But maybe the stuff could help with the bumps??
(Ed: only if they get PMS)
(Ed: is that what they said?)
Well, not precisely.
(Ed: could we get a weak approximation of what they said?)
She said it was kind of bumpy.
But she was beautiful. She could tell you anything and you wouldn't mind.
She was a tall woman and lithe with the slender grace some women possess. She had long, straight black hair and looked a bit Oriental which all made a mysterious kind of beauty.
(Ed: she could say 'your head will fall off' and you would not mind?)
You're getting it, mate.
(Ed: so it's kind of bumpy. Is there a prospect of it becoming un-bumpy?)
Well, not exactly.
(Ed: could we try a weak approximation of that as well?)
Nope. No idea of the un-bump prognosis.
(Ed: there ain't much potential for comedy in this, mate)
Yah, I'm seeing that. The doctor was hot, tho, right?
(Ed: that much was ok)
Mostly any newsworthiness comes from what this does for guitar play and it still remains significant. The one on my back goes right across my left shoulder and it's not so much so hurty as bugging.
Understand many surgeries on that shoulder since '91. This isn't whining but rather it's wtf. This latest was surprisingly painful even though it's not much more than a surface chop and the whole arm was saying 'fucking enough abuse' and fair enough.
That's mostly worked through now so guitar gets not so much easier as less bugged.
(Ed: doesn't sound like the bumps will head for Buffalo any time soon)
Sure they will but I guess that's the stretch so they will be bitching for a while yet.
I've got the hydrophilic ointment now, man.
(Ed: what is that?)
Well, 'hydro' means water and 'philic' means great need or want or some such.
(Ed: what does that mean?)
No idea.
The stuff goes on the sites so that must moisturize (?) and encourage unbumping (?) ... dunno.
(Ed: so the main medical situation just now is it bugs?)
Yah, not so bad, huh.
Some sort of guitar bit is coming up, maybe audio or video, as the Ganja Man is a big deal to me for reasons I already wrote and that doesn't mean "Andromeda Weeps" or a green screen have been forgotten. "Ride the Dragon" CD isn't forgotten either and this song could be a peach for it. It's dredging back about eight years but that's hardly predeluvian. Reminds: what is exacty audio gap on the CD and it's a bit weak to record to a specific time but I figure it's alright if I'm not deliberately pushing it longer without a better reason than just making it longer.
The Ganja Man tends to run long anyway just because it feels good to get into that kind of groove and it was funny at the Cincinnati show because Lotho saw it and was thinking, man, someone gots to get dis bitch to stop (larfs). From the stage it was a riot playing along and watching all this twisted stuff happening but it definitely ran too long.
There's a method to all of this, cannabis-soaked as it may seem to be (i.e. it is).
(Ed: except the bumps)
Right, mate. Except the bumps.
(Ed: use the cannabis on the bumps!)
Those buds would likely be kind of scratchy ... but ... Whoopi Goldberg and some other cannabis entrepreneur are launching Whoopi and Mary or some such, cannabis products to relax and ease certain times of your life.
(Ed: that's code for a woman's period, mate)
Ah, well. Maybe not so good for the bumps. These products have names like "Relax" or "Ease" or so and that sounds like bump mitigation, right?
(Ed: it's code, Dagwood.)
But maybe the stuff could help with the bumps??
(Ed: only if they get PMS)
2 comments:
Didnt Queen Victoria start the PMS ganja plan
That does trigger a hint of a rumor I heard a long time ago. So that's how she lived so long. Maybe Elizabeth does that as well!
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