The petition to permit open carry of firearms at the Republican National Convention is widespread knowledge and maybe so is also the rumor the petition was started as a hoax ... which turned real. When last seen, the number of signatories was about 35K so it's probably 40K or more by now.
With open carry in a crowd of tens of thousands of people, all it will take is one whackjob going off half-cocked to set it up ... da da ... RNC Demolition Derby.
But, wtf, how many whackjobs could there be in a crowd which has already promised a riot if Donald Trump does not get the nomination. We even recall one saying it would be 'Armageddon if Trump is not nominated.' That one is never at a loss for words ... regrettably for the GOP.
In some ways I'm inclined to say go ahead and fuckin' do it. Kill yerselves if you like as y'all are the ones who love to play Hopalong "Second Amendent" Cassidy. If I'm the governor, I would damn sure call out the National Guard before it happens, tho. It's only prudent when there are that many hopped-up lunatics coming to town with guns. Makes no sense whatsoever to fail to prepare for that.
Conversely, we're sick to the point of bile-filled guttywuts over hearing all the time about gunners shooting themselves or shooting each other. Some woman got off multiple rounds at an armed intruder in her home in recent days and he is now an ex-intruder, a supine criminal, an expired heap of thug bits. They will make a hero out of her (story is true) but they won't say much about all the gunners who ate a bullet in the same period because, fuck it, I don't like Mondays.
We much prefer to see the RNC have their li'l convention without violence because it will be SO funny to watch. The convention hall will end up looking like a gigantic mud room with spaghetti dripping off the walls.
(Lemmon: that's not spaghetti, it's linguini!)
(Matthau: well now it's fookin' garbage!)
(Ref: "The Odd Couple" original movie)
Maybe Funny or Die can give us a video of their expectations for events at the Republican Convention. Whether they choose mud pies or heavy weapons for armaments remains to be seen.
(Lemmon: or linguini!)
(Matthau: it's garbage!)
With open carry in a crowd of tens of thousands of people, all it will take is one whackjob going off half-cocked to set it up ... da da ... RNC Demolition Derby.
But, wtf, how many whackjobs could there be in a crowd which has already promised a riot if Donald Trump does not get the nomination. We even recall one saying it would be 'Armageddon if Trump is not nominated.' That one is never at a loss for words ... regrettably for the GOP.
In some ways I'm inclined to say go ahead and fuckin' do it. Kill yerselves if you like as y'all are the ones who love to play Hopalong "Second Amendent" Cassidy. If I'm the governor, I would damn sure call out the National Guard before it happens, tho. It's only prudent when there are that many hopped-up lunatics coming to town with guns. Makes no sense whatsoever to fail to prepare for that.
Conversely, we're sick to the point of bile-filled guttywuts over hearing all the time about gunners shooting themselves or shooting each other. Some woman got off multiple rounds at an armed intruder in her home in recent days and he is now an ex-intruder, a supine criminal, an expired heap of thug bits. They will make a hero out of her (story is true) but they won't say much about all the gunners who ate a bullet in the same period because, fuck it, I don't like Mondays.
We much prefer to see the RNC have their li'l convention without violence because it will be SO funny to watch. The convention hall will end up looking like a gigantic mud room with spaghetti dripping off the walls.
(Lemmon: that's not spaghetti, it's linguini!)
(Matthau: well now it's fookin' garbage!)
(Ref: "The Odd Couple" original movie)
Maybe Funny or Die can give us a video of their expectations for events at the Republican Convention. Whether they choose mud pies or heavy weapons for armaments remains to be seen.
(Lemmon: or linguini!)
(Matthau: it's garbage!)
2 comments:
Secret Service already said no guns. This was just a ploy to advertise pro gun stance
Hey, let's try a stink bomb next time! (larfs)
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