As you may recall, the GOP Hispanic Outreach Program was one of the passengers on the Titanic and now that aquatic success is being matched by the GOP POW Outreach Program, not to be confused with the GOP Outreach Programs for Minorities, Women, and Other Reasonably-Inexpensive Tokens.
Since new riders are turning up for the GOP Clown Car faster than you find copies of "Inna Gadda da Vida" at a flea market record sale, there needs to be a mechanism for differentiating which GOP candidates are participating in which Outreach programs. Failure to pay attention means you will have to listen to that damn drum solo again. Bomb, bomb Iran ... bomb, bomb Iran (maestro, rimshot, please).
There are two primary considerations just now which have been brought to the forefront through the estimable wisdom of the political equivalent of an 80's hair band: Donald Trump. Those considerations are with regard to Mexicans and to Vietnam Prisoners of War.
Political choices facing each candidate:
Mexicans:
Good guys
Bad guys
Fuck themselves
POWS:
Good guys
Bad guys
Fuck themselves
Thus far, the majority of the GOP candidates have said Mexicans are good guys ... but they can still fuck themselves. This may not be the year for the GOP Hispanic Outreach Program.
The POW Outreach Program has some confusion as Donald Trump is the only one saying POWs can fuck themselves but many potential GOP voters think this is great so the other candidates are spinning about like Linda Blair rehearsing for "The Exorcist."
There is only one way left to make a more ridiculous contest: get Pat Robertson into it.
Since new riders are turning up for the GOP Clown Car faster than you find copies of "Inna Gadda da Vida" at a flea market record sale, there needs to be a mechanism for differentiating which GOP candidates are participating in which Outreach programs. Failure to pay attention means you will have to listen to that damn drum solo again. Bomb, bomb Iran ... bomb, bomb Iran (maestro, rimshot, please).
There are two primary considerations just now which have been brought to the forefront through the estimable wisdom of the political equivalent of an 80's hair band: Donald Trump. Those considerations are with regard to Mexicans and to Vietnam Prisoners of War.
Political choices facing each candidate:
Mexicans:
Good guys
Bad guys
Fuck themselves
POWS:
Good guys
Bad guys
Fuck themselves
Thus far, the majority of the GOP candidates have said Mexicans are good guys ... but they can still fuck themselves. This may not be the year for the GOP Hispanic Outreach Program.
The POW Outreach Program has some confusion as Donald Trump is the only one saying POWs can fuck themselves but many potential GOP voters think this is great so the other candidates are spinning about like Linda Blair rehearsing for "The Exorcist."
There is only one way left to make a more ridiculous contest: get Pat Robertson into it.
5 comments:
Sorry but please do not equate trump as GOP
He ranks as,a Kardassian
PS
HAPPY MOON DAY
There isn't any equating with this crowd. I figure it's like a political food processor.
What is Moon Day??
The best Moon Day I know was when the bus for the Chiefs and the fan bus rolled passed the protestors, shooting a moon out of every window.
Is this the Moon Day when all those people in California turn out to moon a train?? I think there must be a lot of radiation in California.
The day man stood on the moon
Ah!
I saw the movie but it sucked. NASA made a much better one. The memory is still clear of Alex gathering everyone he could find to watch it happen and I do thank him for that as I didn't miss a NASA launch from Mercury up until I went into the Army.
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