Eureka!
After blowing a joint, maybe you think about the great mysteries of the Universe, the magical panorama of Mozart's music ... or maybe think about getting some waffles.
Mostly you think about getting some waffles. This is one of the complex philosophical problems of the Universe and is the Waffle Conundrum which, simply put, is when you get so wasted that you might like some waffles but you're too wasted to make them yourself.
Note: you can always use 'simply put' as an easy way to make yourself sound superior even when you're some stoner bum talking about waffles.
In Colorado, the Waffle Conundrum is solved as there you can blow a joint right there in the Reefer House nee Waffle House. Catch that fine Rocky Mountain High and then stuff your face with waffles, all without getting out of your chair.
There's only one problem: the stoners won't go home. Reefer House employees beg them to at least go home to get a shower once in a while and sometimes that works ... if they're not too stoned.
After blowing a joint, maybe you think about the great mysteries of the Universe, the magical panorama of Mozart's music ... or maybe think about getting some waffles.
Mostly you think about getting some waffles. This is one of the complex philosophical problems of the Universe and is the Waffle Conundrum which, simply put, is when you get so wasted that you might like some waffles but you're too wasted to make them yourself.
Note: you can always use 'simply put' as an easy way to make yourself sound superior even when you're some stoner bum talking about waffles.
In Colorado, the Waffle Conundrum is solved as there you can blow a joint right there in the Reefer House nee Waffle House. Catch that fine Rocky Mountain High and then stuff your face with waffles, all without getting out of your chair.
There's only one problem: the stoners won't go home. Reefer House employees beg them to at least go home to get a shower once in a while and sometimes that works ... if they're not too stoned.
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