Muhammed and the Most Brilliant Sexual Move of All Time (NSFW)

Through all of history even up to the time of Frank Zappa, the lyrics have been the same:

Excerpt from "Dinah-Moe-Humm" - Frank Zappa

I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'jes can't do it)

Note:  backing vocals by Tina Turner and the Ikettes

(AZLyrics:  "Dinah-Moe Humm")

Bringing some physical joy to the Dinah-Moe-Humm in your life has been the number one physical challenge facing all men since we first discovered such a thing was even possible.  Up until the time of Cary Grant, we didn't care if a woman has an orgasm but he showed us how to be cool.  Well, he didn't show us how but he did show us we should.

So what does Muhammed do?

What does he do??

What does he fookin' do about something men have not understood in all our existence??

I'll tell you what he fookin' does.  Muslims came up with clitorectomy thus making it almost impossible for Dinah-Moe-Hum to ever ... well, it ain't going to happen.

Quite apart from the willful viciousness of doing such a thing to a little girl, this is the worst trip ever laid on women since the Garden of Eden.  Why stop with creating the psychological baggage of sex being something dirty and impure, let's ravage your body physically so you have no chance of actualizing any aspect of your sexuality.

Millions of girls are subject to clitorectomy every year and over one hundred million women in the world have been subjected to it.  (WHO:  Female genital mutilation)

What does Muhammed do about this:  nothin'.