After you have seen one hockey player smashed up against the screen around the rink with a hockey stick up his nose, there really isn't much interesting about ice hockey. They hit a little puck you usually can't see but mostly they hit each other. This is interesting in the same way as a porno movie as, after ten or fifteen minutes, you've done the whole tour.
Alligators could make ice hockey interesting as intelligence couldn't be a problem. A car bumper is more intelligent than a hockey player. The player may have started out with intelligence but that will only last a few games. They can fix that ... or a hockey stick can.
On normal ground, an alligator can outrun a man but he doesn't have endurance. This is what makes for an interesting contest in hockey as now men have greater speed. There are two problems to solve as alligators need to be trained to use their tails to hit the hockey puck. This could be highly effective when they use their claws as ice skates to position themselves.
(Ed: what's the other problem?)
The gators also need to be trained not to bite off the leg of an opposing player for a snack. In Gator Hockey, they call 'em fast or they call 'em Hopalong.
Alligators could make ice hockey interesting as intelligence couldn't be a problem. A car bumper is more intelligent than a hockey player. The player may have started out with intelligence but that will only last a few games. They can fix that ... or a hockey stick can.
On normal ground, an alligator can outrun a man but he doesn't have endurance. This is what makes for an interesting contest in hockey as now men have greater speed. There are two problems to solve as alligators need to be trained to use their tails to hit the hockey puck. This could be highly effective when they use their claws as ice skates to position themselves.
(Ed: what's the other problem?)
The gators also need to be trained not to bite off the leg of an opposing player for a snack. In Gator Hockey, they call 'em fast or they call 'em Hopalong.
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