Thursday, July 23, 2015

Only My Hairdresser Knows for Sure


Billions of dollars and he's too cheap to use anything but a cellphone camera.  Pfft.


One thing we know for sure is we don't want to know what the hairdresser knows for sure.  The picture does confirm the importance of good dental hygiene, however.  That's the message we get from this picture:  floss regularly.


These girls have resolved to take a selfie with every Presidential candidate thus proving they have nothing at all to do with their time, they have lots of money, and they will look like Mother Teresa before they get finished.  There are at least fourteen Republican candidates already and more every time they pass a truck stop.


There's more good news as Tom Cruise has entered the race and he asks the vitally-important question:  there has been a Catholic in the White House so why not a Scientologist?


While this is something for the girls to do on their summer vacation, they don't realize this is also something for Donald Trump to do on his summer vacation.  He doesn't care if he wins, he just doesn't have anything better to do.  He spends some money, gets his name in the paper ... he's happy.  Look how he smiles.  If he ever has to do anything more substantive than taking pictures with wayward bimbos, he may not be quite so amused.

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