First, he decided to be a dope smuggler.
Tip: anything that may get you shot ... probably not a good career choice.
Next, he decided to go international.
Tip: it's always a good plan when you can get the Feds involved. Maybe you will even wind up on TV surrounded by a bunch of cops who look like they just busted John Dillinger.
Then he made the product choice of marijuana.
Tip: always make sure as a smuggler that you will try to hide something big, bulky, and smelly.
For his final bad decision, he decided to smuggle the marijuana into Mexico.
(Ed: are you fookin' serious?)
Dat's a fact, Jack. (El Paso Times: Border twist: Men arrested smuggling marijuana from El Paso to Juárez)
In the Parables of Dumbassery, there's really only one person who can tell this guy what an incredible dumb ass he was with power commensurate to the dumbass nature of this venture:
(Ed: no grand sociological theory from this report?)
Nah, can't work with the Fucking Idiot class. It's the same with the one who shot up the moviehouse in Louisiana. Fucking Idiots frequently kill people or get them killed but there's not much to make of them as they're busted, the wires aren't plugged into the right sockets, they're defective muddafuggas. They're not crazy, tho. Just ask the Colorado court.
Speaking of defective muddafuggas ... someone told me today if guns were not available then the shooters would bomb the schools instead. We assume this refers to the history of school bombings in the U.S. (i.e. zero school bombings).
There's nothing to be done with gunners so we're happy to add them to the Fucking Idiot class and feed them all to wild animals. This approach has major advantages: while the wild animal is eating the gunner, said gunner cannot be shooting you. The second major advantage is the wild animal will also be too busy eating the gunner to start eating you. The immediate advantage is a reduction in the number of gunners but it's secondarily beneficial to wildlife and thus has ecological merit.
Nope, can't do much with this one as mostly the thinking is going toward the guitar line for "There Will Come a Time" as right now there is a line with bits I've kept which also means there are bits I've chopped out of it. For a studio mix of a song, that's fine. For live, that's complete crap. (These are my rules. What you do in yer own studio is yer own bizness.)
Tip: anything that may get you shot ... probably not a good career choice.
Next, he decided to go international.
Tip: it's always a good plan when you can get the Feds involved. Maybe you will even wind up on TV surrounded by a bunch of cops who look like they just busted John Dillinger.
Then he made the product choice of marijuana.
Tip: always make sure as a smuggler that you will try to hide something big, bulky, and smelly.
For his final bad decision, he decided to smuggle the marijuana into Mexico.
(Ed: are you fookin' serious?)
Dat's a fact, Jack. (El Paso Times: Border twist: Men arrested smuggling marijuana from El Paso to Juárez)
In the Parables of Dumbassery, there's really only one person who can tell this guy what an incredible dumb ass he was with power commensurate to the dumbass nature of this venture:
(Ed: no grand sociological theory from this report?)
Nah, can't work with the Fucking Idiot class. It's the same with the one who shot up the moviehouse in Louisiana. Fucking Idiots frequently kill people or get them killed but there's not much to make of them as they're busted, the wires aren't plugged into the right sockets, they're defective muddafuggas. They're not crazy, tho. Just ask the Colorado court.
Speaking of defective muddafuggas ... someone told me today if guns were not available then the shooters would bomb the schools instead. We assume this refers to the history of school bombings in the U.S. (i.e. zero school bombings).
There's nothing to be done with gunners so we're happy to add them to the Fucking Idiot class and feed them all to wild animals. This approach has major advantages: while the wild animal is eating the gunner, said gunner cannot be shooting you. The second major advantage is the wild animal will also be too busy eating the gunner to start eating you. The immediate advantage is a reduction in the number of gunners but it's secondarily beneficial to wildlife and thus has ecological merit.
Nope, can't do much with this one as mostly the thinking is going toward the guitar line for "There Will Come a Time" as right now there is a line with bits I've kept which also means there are bits I've chopped out of it. For a studio mix of a song, that's fine. For live, that's complete crap. (These are my rules. What you do in yer own studio is yer own bizness.)
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