Kim Kardashian has said for some years she would break the Internet, presumably by sitting on it as we have not observed her in possession of any other skills. However, we have also observed Dear Prudence and, based on that observation, we conclude the Internet was already broken.
Yesterday there was a question on the The Guardian and people were not sure if it was real: My boyfriend finds sex difficult after being raped by his ex-girlfriend. Who cares if it's real as it's one more thing on the Internet which will get critics and defenders even though it probably was never true in the first place.
Dear Prudence got onto this some while ago and her whole game is fielding the most ludicrous questions possible such as 'my dog thinks it is a female inside and I need to know if it is ok to get a sex-change operation for a pet.'
(Ed: get a wig and you can make money on this too)
It might take more than a wig, Dagwood.
It's likely Dear Prudence is a symbol of battle fatigue in a culture overwhelmed by all the reports of the things which will kill us, probably before we can even finish the article to tell us we're all going to die. At most all you'll get from Dear Prudence is a solid view women should never have been allowed to vote but please do keep in mind she only does it for the money and we see what Donald Trump does for money so let's not get too critical, Macho Boy.
But maybe it's all real and someone really did fall in love with a rabbit and wants to marry it. It's for people like these we need Dear Prudence.
Yesterday there was a question on the The Guardian and people were not sure if it was real: My boyfriend finds sex difficult after being raped by his ex-girlfriend. Who cares if it's real as it's one more thing on the Internet which will get critics and defenders even though it probably was never true in the first place.
Dear Prudence got onto this some while ago and her whole game is fielding the most ludicrous questions possible such as 'my dog thinks it is a female inside and I need to know if it is ok to get a sex-change operation for a pet.'
(Ed: get a wig and you can make money on this too)
It might take more than a wig, Dagwood.
It's likely Dear Prudence is a symbol of battle fatigue in a culture overwhelmed by all the reports of the things which will kill us, probably before we can even finish the article to tell us we're all going to die. At most all you'll get from Dear Prudence is a solid view women should never have been allowed to vote but please do keep in mind she only does it for the money and we see what Donald Trump does for money so let's not get too critical, Macho Boy.
But maybe it's all real and someone really did fall in love with a rabbit and wants to marry it. It's for people like these we need Dear Prudence.
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