Each day it looks like Holiday Inn will wind up as the recipient for the Republican nomination for President.
In the case of a tie with Doughboy, there will be a run-off, as in a physical race of twenty meters, to see which can run it without a heart attack. If both vapor lock then America smiles happily knowing it will be four years before Federal legislators can do anything and there will be peace for at least that long.
Meanwhile Yosemite Sam down in Texas is saying people should take guns to movie houses. I'm thinking he's right and it's especially important to take guns to matinees for animated cartoons for children. Let's protect those little tykes by surrounding them with paranoid lunatics with heavy weapons.
Here at the blog, we think the best way to protect children watching the latest Disney movie is with a row of Hero Guards in the back, all equipped with AR-15 assault rifles. We also think it should be legal to buy ammunition at the concession stand in moviehouses.
Yah, yah, a large buttered popcorn and a box of NATO rounds.
7.62 millimeter?
Of course.
Armor-piercing?
Yes, please. I want to be like the cops and shoot through doors.
Note: The Hero Guards don't have anything better to do as they were going to stand guard around military bases but the Army doesn't want these whackjobs either and told them to piss off ... or we will shoot you.
In the case of a tie with Doughboy, there will be a run-off, as in a physical race of twenty meters, to see which can run it without a heart attack. If both vapor lock then America smiles happily knowing it will be four years before Federal legislators can do anything and there will be peace for at least that long.
Meanwhile Yosemite Sam down in Texas is saying people should take guns to movie houses. I'm thinking he's right and it's especially important to take guns to matinees for animated cartoons for children. Let's protect those little tykes by surrounding them with paranoid lunatics with heavy weapons.
Here at the blog, we think the best way to protect children watching the latest Disney movie is with a row of Hero Guards in the back, all equipped with AR-15 assault rifles. We also think it should be legal to buy ammunition at the concession stand in moviehouses.
Yah, yah, a large buttered popcorn and a box of NATO rounds.
7.62 millimeter?
Of course.
Armor-piercing?
Yes, please. I want to be like the cops and shoot through doors.
Note: The Hero Guards don't have anything better to do as they were going to stand guard around military bases but the Army doesn't want these whackjobs either and told them to piss off ... or we will shoot you.
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