Sunday, July 19, 2015

If You Have Trouble with Vertigo

Here's a job for people who don't care about dying very much.



The question isn't so much one of getting killed on this job but rather how many different ways.

- Sudden lightning storm

- Swarming bees

- Hit by a drone because the pilot is peeping into Mary Sue's bedroom rather than looking where he flies

- Eaten by a vulture

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