Did Frank Zappa ever watch "Gilligan's Island"
A1: Hell yes
A2: Of course
Does Angela Merkel ever get laid
A1: No
A2: If Kissinger can get laid because "power is an aphrodisiac," Merkel can, too.
Why hasn't anyone chucked Donald Trump into a jet motor
A1: His hair would screw up the blades in the turbine
A2: Every intelligent person has motive, but very, very few have opportunity.
Who got the idea clams are something humans should eat
**: No answer as yet. It remains one of the world's great unsolved mysteries.
Is it a state problem if marijuana-eating rabbits start eating a legal crop in Colorado
A1: Only for Kansas
A2: No, it's the growers' problem to deal with, and they'd best do it humanely, if they know what's good for them.
Why do women read the bullshit that's in tabloid newspapers
A1: They think it's educational
A2: Because they're the ones who usually do the grocery shopping, so they see the display at checkout.
Does Jeremy Kyle have human parents
A1: Who the hell is Jeremy Kyle (i.e. request for clarification)
TV wanker with a humiliation show
A2: Never heard of the wanker 'til just now.
Am I the only one who thinks it's fucked-up to pick on Rachel Dolezal
A1: Yes
Why do people get paid so much to play golf
A1: Because no-one else wants to do it
A2: People bet on sports, including golf.
Why does it make people sneeze when they look at the sun
A1: It's the body's self-defense mechanism. Eyes close when sneezing, therefore it keeps idiots from going blind from staring at the sun.
A1: Hell yes
A2: Of course
Does Angela Merkel ever get laid
A1: No
A2: If Kissinger can get laid because "power is an aphrodisiac," Merkel can, too.
Why hasn't anyone chucked Donald Trump into a jet motor
A1: His hair would screw up the blades in the turbine
A2: Every intelligent person has motive, but very, very few have opportunity.
Who got the idea clams are something humans should eat
**: No answer as yet. It remains one of the world's great unsolved mysteries.
Is it a state problem if marijuana-eating rabbits start eating a legal crop in Colorado
A1: Only for Kansas
A2: No, it's the growers' problem to deal with, and they'd best do it humanely, if they know what's good for them.
Why do women read the bullshit that's in tabloid newspapers
A1: They think it's educational
A2: Because they're the ones who usually do the grocery shopping, so they see the display at checkout.
Does Jeremy Kyle have human parents
A1: Who the hell is Jeremy Kyle (i.e. request for clarification)
TV wanker with a humiliation show
A2: Never heard of the wanker 'til just now.
Am I the only one who thinks it's fucked-up to pick on Rachel Dolezal
A1: Yes
Why do people get paid so much to play golf
A1: Because no-one else wants to do it
A2: People bet on sports, including golf.
Why does it make people sneeze when they look at the sun
A1: It's the body's self-defense mechanism. Eyes close when sneezing, therefore it keeps idiots from going blind from staring at the sun.
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