This is what happens when you mix a Tennessee AAA Tourbook, a failed journalism student, and a small number of facts. It is about an article in which you can learn about Beale Street blues in Memphis or Islamic symps who will kill us all. If you don't really know what you want to do when you get to Tennessee, this single article is all you may need, whether it's learning about fishing or jihad (Politico: Tennessee is the Capital of the American Jihad)
Revel in the splash page for a moment.
OMG! Red and black are the violently schizoidal colors of a nightmare!
Note: we do not dream in color so there are no colors in a nightmare. That sort of writing is what happens when you give drugs to sportscasters. They think they've become poets.
Since we really don't care where one can go fishing in Tennessee, we will skip the travel report and get to the actual jihad ... with two people ... one of whom didn't do much of anything (i.e. Carl Bledsoe). The other was the walking mindrot, Nidal Hassan, who shot up an Army base and killed some people in Texas.
(Ed: how did they determine this was the center of the jihad?)
It seems to be process of elimination as the author saw zero jihad activities anywhere else so Tennessee must be the center of them, if they were really there, which, unfortunately for the journalist, they were not.
(Ed: what about the Pamela Geller shooter?)
He didn't even hit her. What kind of crumby jihad is that. Besides, all he managed was to shoot one guy in the foot. Any damn fool knows you can't kill Pamela Geller supporters unless you shoot them in the ass.
The article, not satisfied with trying to create a jihad out of less facts than the average girl fight, went on to rationalize the killing by drone bomb of al-Awlaki, a cleric said to have influenced them. The article does not explain, however, why it was so easy for al-Awlaki to convince two spineless American jellyfish to go home and kill their friends.
(Ed: isn't that America-bashing to call them spineless American jellyfish?)
Fair enough. Every country has spineless jellyfish and that's what permits people like this to thrive.
Relax, Dick. It won't be much longer and then you can kill something.
What we conclude from the minimal number of facts, the sweeping nature of the conclusion, and a graphic which would make a porno site proud is that James Kitfield has a glorious future at Fox News. Look for him next for a revealing expose on whether Santa Claus is really white, what really happened in Benghazi, and did any of those women ever actually enjoy sex with Bill Cosby.
Revel in the splash page for a moment.
OMG! Red and black are the violently schizoidal colors of a nightmare!
Note: we do not dream in color so there are no colors in a nightmare. That sort of writing is what happens when you give drugs to sportscasters. They think they've become poets.
Since we really don't care where one can go fishing in Tennessee, we will skip the travel report and get to the actual jihad ... with two people ... one of whom didn't do much of anything (i.e. Carl Bledsoe). The other was the walking mindrot, Nidal Hassan, who shot up an Army base and killed some people in Texas.
(Ed: how did they determine this was the center of the jihad?)
It seems to be process of elimination as the author saw zero jihad activities anywhere else so Tennessee must be the center of them, if they were really there, which, unfortunately for the journalist, they were not.
(Ed: what about the Pamela Geller shooter?)
He didn't even hit her. What kind of crumby jihad is that. Besides, all he managed was to shoot one guy in the foot. Any damn fool knows you can't kill Pamela Geller supporters unless you shoot them in the ass.
The article, not satisfied with trying to create a jihad out of less facts than the average girl fight, went on to rationalize the killing by drone bomb of al-Awlaki, a cleric said to have influenced them. The article does not explain, however, why it was so easy for al-Awlaki to convince two spineless American jellyfish to go home and kill their friends.
(Ed: isn't that America-bashing to call them spineless American jellyfish?)
Fair enough. Every country has spineless jellyfish and that's what permits people like this to thrive.
Relax, Dick. It won't be much longer and then you can kill something.
What we conclude from the minimal number of facts, the sweeping nature of the conclusion, and a graphic which would make a porno site proud is that James Kitfield has a glorious future at Fox News. Look for him next for a revealing expose on whether Santa Claus is really white, what really happened in Benghazi, and did any of those women ever actually enjoy sex with Bill Cosby.
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