Friday, April 7, 2017

How to Survive a Nuke War ... in Missouri

The Pentagon has bunkers to withstand a nuke war and keep their chicken asses alive so you should have one as well and, in fact, you can.  An inactive nuclear missile silo is up for sale and you can check it out on eBay.  For a cool quarter of a million, you can survive a nuke war.  (Popular Mechanics:  You Could Buy This Deactivated ICBM Launch Center in Missouri)


- eBay:  Minuteman Missile Launch Control Center - With Access to Underground Facility


The first and only privately owned former Minuteman Missile Alert Facility in the United States with access to the LCC and LCEB, thirty-five feet below ground. 

This Missile Alert Facility (MAF) consists of a buried and hardened Launch Control Center (LCC) connected to a Launch Control Equipment Building (LCEB) with an above-ground Launch Control Support Building (LCSB) on 9 acres of land.  Formerly known as Mike-01, 510th Strategic Missile Squadron.

After purchasing this facility three years ago, I submitted a work plan to remove the material in the 35' elevator shaft.  {When a MAF was decommissioned, the blast door was closed, the elevator access shaft was filled with dirt and rubble, then capped with concrete at ground level.}  Once the work plan was approved excavation of the shaft began in August 2015.  

It was a difficult, expensive excavation project with no guarantee the blast door would open. It took almost 2 months and a crew of 4-6 people, to remove approximately 170 cubic yards of dirt mixed with 30 cubic yards of chunks of concrete.

On September 29th, 2015, 11:30 am, the 10 ton blast door at the bottom of the elevator shaft was opened for the first time in 22 years. 

- eBay


Just $250,000 and you might be able to survive a nuke war if you're behind that blast door.  Of course, you will starve and / or die of thirst before you can open the blast door again after the war but at least you might survive the conflict, all of the twenty or thirty minutes it took to destroy the world.

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