Cats are seriously sneaky and evil killers but gators are much faster than they look and have vastly more impressive teeth.
Step right up and place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Lefty, fetch that cat and chuck her into the alligator pit. Let's see what happens. This will be better'n dog fightin', bud.
Lefty: it's a girl, boss!
So what? Do they taste different?
Lefty: I guess not but dog fightin' is bad, Boss
Of course it's bad, Lefty. Alligator / cat fighting is bad too. We are bad people. Got it?
Lefty: anything you say, Boss
Now let's watch. Don't let me down, Gatornegger, I have a pile riding on this.
Lefty: did you make up Gatornegger?
Yes, like Arnold, right?
Lefty: it sucks, Boss
Lefty, that fuckin' cat done cost me a bundle of money. I may eat it myself.
Step right up and place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Lefty, fetch that cat and chuck her into the alligator pit. Let's see what happens. This will be better'n dog fightin', bud.
Lefty: it's a girl, boss!
So what? Do they taste different?
Lefty: I guess not but dog fightin' is bad, Boss
Of course it's bad, Lefty. Alligator / cat fighting is bad too. We are bad people. Got it?
Lefty: anything you say, Boss
Now let's watch. Don't let me down, Gatornegger, I have a pile riding on this.
Lefty: did you make up Gatornegger?
Yes, like Arnold, right?
Lefty: it sucks, Boss
Lefty, that fuckin' cat done cost me a bundle of money. I may eat it myself.
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