Wednesday, April 26, 2017

By the Way, Donald ... Thanks for All the Fish

Tuna fish, that is
Fish gold

And America has discriminatory trade practices regarding tuna but just got busted for it.  (RT:  WTO allows Mexico to impose trade sanctions against US)


© Tony Gentile / Reuters


They're surprisingly large fish and I only need a small part of the whole for the sushi.


So far, the score is Mexico: 2 / USA: 0.

The Wall will be revisited at some future time (i.e. won't ever happen).  Score 1.

The WTO rules against America's discriminatory trade practices.  Score 2.


We can't wait to see what the next White House triumph will be.


The Wile E. Coyote foreign policy is still in play.



Wile E. Coyote:  what?  trade sanctions now??

Tip to Donald:  the Roadrunner is laughing at you.


Oh, God, it makes me want to rub his bald head for good luck.

Trump:  I'm not bald.  I have lots of hair, great hair.

Combovers don't count, Fat Boy.   Sit your loud ass down so I can rub your bald head for good luck.  That gives good luck, right?  I heard that somewhere.

By the way, it's 11:00 p.m.  Where is Melania?


Trump:  First Lady is a shitty job and she didn't want it

Can't blame her for that since what girl dreams of growing up to be a Plastic Princess anyway.

Trump:  if they're in L.A. or Clinton's house, all of them

Hmm ... you are aware you're supposed to be the straight man, yes?

"The only one allowed to be pretty on-stage is me" - Little Richard


What if rubbing a bald geezer's head brings luck based on what's in it.  Maybe you get Wile E. Coyote's luck and keep falling to the bottom of the canyon.

There doesn't seem to be a clear origin for the superstition and it has a taint of racism of which I was not previously aware.  Apparently some believe it only works for rubbing a black man's bald head.

Oh sure, let's review that logic, shall we.


Mostly a search for 'rubbing person's bald head for luck' will turn up a freight train pull of porno and good luck finding any information buried within those zillions of links.


Inquiring minds need to know:  can a man rub his own bald head for good luck?  Does it still work or is it only when some creep does it to you.

We need this information so we can provide it to Trump since it looks like he's severely in need of some bald guys before he takes a third strike from Mexico.

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